Hey you guys!-Michael Jackson is DEAD!

[Drew]

Has anyone got a left-handed screwdriver I could borrow.

When you find one, could you pick up a long-weight for me at the same time?

[SoftRider]

Hitcher is SOOOO gunna get you...

But he doesnt know where I am! ..... Is Hitcher special?

[MSTRS:Me]

That'd be overkill. It's only a little screw.

[Str8 Jacket]

..... Is Hitcher special?

You *will* care.

Are you special?

[Str8 Jacket]

That'd be overkill. It's only a little screw.

Giggidy giggidy

[MSTRS:Me]

..... Is Hitcher special?

Very

[Drew]

Sorry I only have right handed ones. I have a left handed hammer though, if you want that...

Actually there are left, and right handed hammers. Look down the shaft of the knock stick from handle, to head. It will bend slightly left, or right. If you are right handed, ya want one that bends left. This is when the hammer face is pointing down.

[SoftRider]

Mr Mstrs said a naughty word!

Its my tea time.

[Str8 Jacket]

Actually there are left, and right handed hammers. Look down the shaft of the knock stick from handle, to head. It will bend slightly left, or right. If you are right handed, ya want one that bends left. This is when the hammer face is pointing down.

hehe, he said SHAFT!

[MSTRS:Me]

Actually there are left, and right handed hammers. Look down the shaft of the knock stick from handle, to head. It will bend slightly left, or right. If you are right handed, ya want one that bends left. This is when the hammer face is pointing down.

There you go again, being all sensible. And you're not falling off your bike either. Can I interest you in a hardly-used can of striped paint?

[Str8 Jacket]

Mr Mstrs said a naughty word!

Its my tea time.

Bed time soon is it?

[MSTRS:Me]

Mr Mstrs said a naughty word!

It's a vicious lie. I said no such thing.
I thought one though

[MSTRS:Me]

Bed time soon is it?

Why, Hels....I thought you'd put all that behind you

[Drew]

hehe, he said SHAFT!

I originally wrote...Look down the shaft, from the butt to the head. Head is to be face down.

But thought it might get taken the wrong way.


Fuck, I was hoping to get ten innuendo's in that statement.

[Str8 Jacket]

I originally wrote...Look down the shaft, from the butt to the head. Head is to be face down.

But thought it might get taken the wrong way.


Fuck, I was hoping to get ten innuendo's in that statement.

Hmmm,

Hold the shaft while touching the head and the butt, gently hold it by making sure its head is down and the butt facing upward....

Better?...