What a wonderful day ... now watch someone come along and stuff it up!
I can has cheezburgas now? Oh noes, where is my buckets? It has rains!
Sorry to hear about your kafka moments, but spare a thought ... you could have ended up eating melted cheese from a used slovakian yak-herder's sandal while having a sagebrush thrashed across your buttocks with a small dwarf tickling your bellybutton with an anchovie .. only to end up being attacked by a frozen ebolitic koala hidden in a tree!
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Well obviously you missed the delivery system of how it would attack ... a midget elephant with rabies and elephantisis of the trunk melded to an absconding leprous sloth that has been riddled with HIV from an enfeebled squirrel with a parasitic twin. This results in a deadly expansion of the trunk resulting in a fragmentary effect from the frozen ebolitic koala. One must remember to roll, duck and cover from such a deadly attack, in extremis, one can produce a pikachu umbrella and flap towards the expanding shroud of shards and gotta catch 'em all!
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you think thats a bad day? thats a walk in the park, a bad day is when you are 6 hours south of auckland and get hit by a van, have your bike rooted and get a lift into hospital via an ambulance and then have to sit in a van unable to sleep because your foot wont stop throbbing. THAT is a bad day lol
Luxury! I do recall a thread posted by a KBer who did the postie challenge around Aussie ... ended up separating his shoulder and wandered around the outback with amnesia for three days!Now THAT is a bad day
( .. or in this case ... three days ...
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I guess its all relative innit ... someone else is wishing they were having the woes someone else is since its "easier"![]()
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