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    Lingerie Parties

    My wife is having one right now

    Is it worse to

    (a) Hide in the office and post on the interweb, or
    (b) Sit with my mussis and her random friends discussing frilly things
    "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."

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    you're missing out on making classy comments (to her friends) such as...
    "damn, that one makes you look seriously hot" or
    "cor, I'd root you in that"

    ... so definitely worse to stay in the office
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    Don't go surfing porn.

    They're bound to catch you.

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    It really depends on how appealing your missus and her friends are. Sit with them unless they won't try any lacy stuff on with you in the room.

    Then pop in every now and again filling up their wine glasses. Don't forget to put the handycam on charge.
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    You could model the lingerie

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    Quote Originally Posted by YLWDUC View Post
    It really depends on how appealing your missus and her friends are. Sit with them unless they won't try any lacy stuff on with you in the room.

    Then pop in every now and again filling up their wine glasses. Don't forget to put the handycam on charge.

    The crafty minxs go into a 'changing room' - where's the fun in that?

    ...for me at least....
    "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."

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    This thread is useless without pics ... got a webcam handy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flatcap View Post
    The crafty minxs go into a 'changing room' - where's the fun in that?

    ...for me at least....
    this is called planning... You offer to help set up the changing room before the party...

    Need I extrapolate?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    you're missing out on making classy comments (to her friends) such as...
    "damn, that one makes you look seriously hot" or
    "cor, I'd root you in that"

    ... so definitely worse to stay in the office
    Classic lines like those are the reason that you had to start up your lonely heart thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by puddy View Post
    Classic lines like those are the reason that you had to start up your lonely heart thread!
    surely you jest sir!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flatcap View Post
    My wife is having one right now

    Is it worse to

    (a) Hide in the office and post on the interweb, or
    (b) Sit with my mussis and her random friends discussing frilly things
    Man you should have had your shit sorted long since. Dont listen to these horney young lads on here, bound to get you in trouble

    My advice is to get off the computer, surfing porn or talking about the party on here is an open invitation to find yourself in a place where you have to defend your manliness to a bunch of hyped up, pissed females


    Pop your head in and offer up cups of tea is my advice

    You poor bastard, damned if you do, and damned if you dont
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flatcap View Post
    My wife is having one right now

    Is it worse to

    (a) Hide in the office and post on the interweb, or
    (b) Sit with my mussis and her random friends discussing frilly things
    Stay away. Go for a ride.

    As soon as you enter the room they will start talking about periods and fanny pads.

    YUK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Pop your head in and offer up cups of tea is my advice

    You poor bastard, damned if you do, and damned if you dont
    Well, I popped my head in - I had run out of Whisky so was forced to

    Looks like they are getting a lecture on french knicker fabric.
    "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flatcap View Post
    Well, I popped my head in - I had run out of Whisky so was forced to

    Looks like they are getting a lecture on french knicker fabric.
    I am not the french knicker fan myself, hope you wiped up after yourself

    Bless
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    All I can imagine is Doris and her Bingo mates so if I were Andy I would go t'pub.

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