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    Haha beautifull +10
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Sad fact is it's true!
    I'm sure someone could do one for english, that'd be as funny hell too.

    Nice one
    L'arte italiana cammina su due rotelle!

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    that is the most genius thing ive seen all day. same scenario, only thing changed is how fuckin stupid the world is turning out.
    and for #8, im not letting nz get forced out by immigrants, if they begin to run us out im going to start another great war
    Thats whats up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be offensive to Muslims or other religious groups not consulted in the felling licence.
    Sounds like the last police minister blaming the crime increase on the full moon.

    Nice joke but it could've been made a bit more realistic.
    An otherwise 10/10 score being let down by a minor bias, similar to a nice bike action movie being let down by having the final fight on dirt with changing bike tyres (a.k.a Torque). So I'd have to give it an 8.5.

    Sorry mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmoot View Post
    ... So I'd have to give it an 8.5.

    Sorry mate.

    But then is there really a perfect joke?
    Apparently
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...d.php?t=103077

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    Not another "negative" thread....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Not another "negative" thread....
    hmmm .. I rekon that a negative post, in a negative thread, make its positive!
    Quote Originally Posted by Albert
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    hmmm .. I rekon that a negative post, in a negative thread, make its positive!
    That is positively true

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