How will it end for carver?

[tri boy]

Pataya Daily News"A Kiwi national died today in the red light district, after the donkey that was rooting him broke free of it's harness, and destroyed the kiwi's anus, and lower intestine.
The nationals name is yet to be released, but has been known to respond to "Carver".
The donkey was uninjured, and the club has requested sidewinder to join the show staff".

[carver]

some one will ignite your fart and you will explode from all the hot gas you seem to be expelling

hmmm, can you feel the heat?

what a fucking let down! i got wets!

wets for what?
a dirt bike?

I suspect that you will meet a nice girl, get married, have several kids, a mortgage, sell the bikes cos the missus doesn't approve and you feel that as a father you have responsibilities. Buy a nice Toyota, and eventually die of general old age.

Quite seriously.

I have often observed that the ones who are wildest when young become the most staid later on. And, the reverse.

i suspect not, every girl i have stuck with has got into bikes, and i am far too selfish for kids.
nope, the quiet life is not for me
i like it on the edge.

Falling off Fairfield bridge whilst trying to ride a minimoto over the humps!

the daytona wont make it up!

[nallac]

Feck you beat me to it !!

me too.....

[carver]

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[sinfull]

You will prolly die as egotistical as you are now !

But with a little realization that only a few really cared, The rest clapped and laughed at you, not with you !

[carver]

You will prolly die as egotistical as you are now !

But with a little realization that only a few really cared, The rest clapped and laughed at you, not with you !

full realisation here.

the rest looked on, as the subject entertained them

[Sidewinder]

full realisation here.

the rest looked on, as the subject entertained them

not the subject. just the failure!

[carver]

not the subject. just the failure!

failure is what people naturally wish to see in others

[Sidewinder]

failure is what people naturally wish to see in others

or its just what naturally happens!

[carver]

or its just what naturally happens!

haha, true, il text ya 021

[LBD]

well, a interesting question for you all?
how will it end for me?

big crash at speed on the GSXR?

loop a wheelie while in a police chase?

get beaten to death by minimoto racers?

Leaping to your death off a ramp into a fiery canyon on a triumph (some one elses) while wearing a Michelin man suit listening to Jethro Tulls...to old to Rock n Roll....

[carver]

Leaping to your death off a ramp into a fiery canyon on a triumph (some one elses) while wearing a Michelin man suit listening to Jethro Tulls...to old to Rock n Roll....

not bad, just need to get that triumph

[P38]

I have visions or your arse meeting your face at a considerable rate of knots.

Unfortunately "Only The Good Die Young" Carver

So you'll be with us for a long while yet

You'll probally end up dumped in some shit house old peoples home by those who love you most. After they have cleaned out your bank accounts and nicked off with all your assest that is.

You'll be constantly dribbling on ya shirt and having ya arse wiped by some minimum wage caregiver who can't speak any engilsh that you can recognise, all the while trying to remember what you had for lunch.

Ah the Golden Years,
kinda makes it all worth while huh.

[short-circuit]

Slow and painful - just like his movies....

[AllanB]

As Ixion suggested a family life without motorcycles beckons you until you hit 48 and have a mid life crisis.

You purchase the latest and greatest 295hp (government governed to be sub 300) GSXRR1800ss electric ultra-hyper sports bike in a vain attempt to relive your youth.

While riding over the third tier of the Sue Bradford Memorial Auckland Harbour bridge you attempt to pop a mono (after previously downloading the NWO software - Non-Wheelie-Override) you promptly flip the bike.
Luckily for you your riding suit (in day-glow safety pink) instantly inflates to protects you, however due to your speed you roll into the polluted Harbour and ingest a terminal amount of the infected water.

KB holds a memorial run in your honor and has a fun-raising 24 hour movie day of your much misunderstood cinematic career.