Who are ya? who am I?

[martybabe]

Don't you find this KB thing strange... I was in Taupo the other day and I saw Katman in Pack and save, it could have been Katman but I wasn't about to tap a total stranger on the shoulder and say " scuze me Mister are you Katman" the thing is, he looked exactly how I would expect Katman to look.

I just find it bizzare that so many personalities with such different lives all lurk here behind little avatar thingies. I've seen the threads with the 'show us what you look like' photos but it's far from the full picture isn't it.

I have almost daily conversations with people on here and honestly I've become very fond of some of you but I could have walked past you by a hissing bog in Rotorua and never have known it was you, kinda weird nes pas?

What if, when I meet people I've known for ages on here, They're bitterly disappointed with what their eyes behold. " I thought you'd be taller, shorter, funnier or younger" Does any one match up to their on line persona I wonder, are the hard men really shy little ineffectual types, do the self appointed world's best riders actually ride GN 250s like Nannas?

The handful that I've met off KB, to a man, were nothing like I imagined, fortunately though all were bosting people. What's James Deuce really like? how big is big Dave, where is Hitcher's secret whisky cupboard. I feel like I know all the characters so well but I don't really know any of you and that is perhaps your good fortune.

Anyway, I've determined to get out and about more this summer as it may be my last In NZ, in an effort to disappoint as many KBers as I can find. See you out there my mysterious little cyber friends.

[Pussy]

What's James Deuce really like?

A real good bastard, and possibly the most courteous motorcyclist I have EVER ridden with... that's what!

Now I just hope he doesn't read this and get funny about it!

[Blackbird]

Anyway, I've determined to get out and about more this summer as it may be my last In NZ, in an effort to disappoint as many KBers as I can find. See you out there my mysterious little cyber friends.

Well don't forget this little corner of the country although it's a fair way to come and be bitterly disappointed in Blackbird . Always a comfortable bed, good food and Glenmorangie though

[Murray]

You mean thats not really your tongue in your avatar. Boy thats ruined my day. I'm going to the pub now!!!!

[MSTRS:Me]

I just find it bizzare that so many personalities with such different lives all lurk here behind little avatar thingies. I've seen the threads with the 'show us what you look like' photos but it's far from the full picture isn't it.

I doubt that I've met anyone who looked anything like I imagined. Prolly a good thing, mind....I imagined Ixion looked like that chap on telly lately talking about telco costs (Ernie Newman?).
I'm not fat, with blue hair...nor is your tongue that big (ooo, doesn't sound good, does it?)

[martybabe]

A real good bastard, and possibly the most courteous motorcyclist I have EVER ridden with... that's what!

Is that right, you just can't tell eh, I'd like to get him and Pritch to have a chat and just listen in, man there's some knowledge and experience in that little bundle.

it's a fair way to come and be bitterly disappointed in Blackbird :

Not a bloody chance of dissapointment Geoff, I'll come and see your new bike, if you ever make your mind up that is.

You mean thats not really your tongue in your avatar. Boy thats ruined my day. I'm going to the pub now!!!!

Relax Murray, that really is my tongue dude, the bride quite likes it, except when it's talking

[MIXONE]

That's me in my avatar.
ATGATT!

[Big Dave]

Global.

[Swoop]

how big is big Dave,

Normal height, actually...

[MIXONE]

Relax Murray, that really is my tongue dude, the bride quite likes it, except when it's talking

If you can breathe through your ears you are every woman's fantasy.

[Maha]

Ou very first KB party, two guys had registered to attend, one being MackTheKnife and the other being insane1. Now I had not met either of these blokes, but questions were asked, how insane is insane1?? and is Mack really like that axe welding hairy mother fucker in his avatar? well yes he is

And if the bloke at Pac n Save was up the ladder in the wine isle then chances are it was Katman...

[martybabe]

That's me in my avatar.
ATGATT!

Ha, you don't spell none of the gear most of the time like that

Global.

Jeeze, you is big!

Normal height, actually...

I take it you is globally proportioned too

If you can breathe through your ears you are every woman's fantasy.

I fantasise about being every woman's fantasy, is that close enough?

[martybabe]

I doubt that I've met anyone who looked anything like I imagined. Prolly a good thing, mind....I imagined Ixion looked like that chap on telly lately talking about telco costs (Ernie Newman?).
I'm not fat, with blue hair...nor is your tongue that big (ooo, doesn't sound good, does it?)

He is too everybody, tubby as a barge with the bluest do I ever knew. Ok I lied a bit

Ou very first KB party, two guys had registered to attend, one being MackTheKnife and the other being insane1. Now I had not met either of these blokes, but questions were asked, how insane is insane1?? and is Mack really like that axe welding hairy mother fucker in his avatar? well yes he is

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Well yes, I could see how that would be cause for concern, at my residency/leaving party I shall only invite people with handles such as 'fluffy bunny' or ' Igivepeoplemoneyfornoreasonboy'

[Toot Toot]

Big Dave was being nice when he invented that name... like the Mitre 10 mega ads..... He's HUGE!


But Huge Dave doesn't have the same ring to it

[Maha]

He is too everybody, tubby as a barge with the bluest do I ever knew. Ok I lied a bit



Well yes, I could see how that would be cause for concern, at my residency/leaving party I shall only invite people with handles such as 'fluffy bunny' or ' Igivepeoplemoneyfornoreasonboy'

How did you figure out my rap name? Maha Fluff Bunny.