Who are ya? who am I?

[martybabe]

Skiddy is the exception. He was how I imagined him and I don't mean that in a bad way. MSTRS and Yungy, well they are just BAD, Maha and Mom are also a riot but GiJoe? Nothing can prepare you for that! Bahahahaha! Articulated madness ON SPEED!

Mstrs and youngy, top blokes, maha and mom are in the appointment book, she's gonna get some lovin, I don't care how big her man is and Gi? well one day if he ever stops long enough eh.

What about Hitcher, does he talk with apostrophes? Is JRandom always so polite or is he direct once in a while, is Scummy really a good egg or are there dark secrets involving ladies changing rooms behind the facade, tune in next week, same time same channel to see all of your favourite avatars duke it out. All of KBs a stage and we are but bits and bites of ourselves upon it.

[Big Dave]

You were definately standing up at the Motomail Sale. Just jandals on though.

Got measured yesterday.
195cm. Too many kg.
Started on Jenny Craig and the rowing machine again.

[martybabe]

Hell yeah!!!

Anyway Martybabe, make sure you let us know next time you're in Welly, would love to meet you in person.
I try really hard not to imagine what people are like in real life, it saves disappointment
The most common thing I get when I meet KB folk for the first time is that i'm younger than they imagined... However I don't get that as much since I changed my name.

Do you see the pressure gorgeous, I know you think I'm beautiful, witty, intelligent and I'm sporting a metre long tongue, when we do meet and I hope it's soonish, you'll quickly realise only one of the above is actually true

Nah, be great to catch up but nobody seems to understand the English what I do be speaking, you do all the talking and ply me with beer and you just may get the point where I'm a pleasure to be with. Kisses for you x x x

[Trudes]

Do you see the pressure gorgeous, I know you think I'm beautiful, witty, intelligent and I'm sporting a metre long tongue, when we do meet and I hope it's soonish, you'll quickly realise only one of the above is actually true

Nah, be great to catch up but nobody seems to understand the English what I do be speaking, you do all the talking and ply me with beer and you just may get the point where I'm a pleasure to be with. Kisses for you x x x

Oh please let it be the tongue!!!!
*blush* I'm actually really quiet (until I get pissed, then I'm a filthy mouthed loud wench!) so you can do the talking and I'll just giggle.

[yungatart]

Don't you find this KB thing strange...


The handful that I've met off KB, to a man, were nothing like I imagined, fortunately though all were bosting people.

Anyway, I've determined to get out and about more this summer as it may be my last In NZ, in an effort to disappoint as many KBers as I can find. See you out there my mysterious little cyber friends.

What about the ladies? Or did I forget to shave my beard that day???

He is too everybody, tubby as a barge with the bluest do I ever knew. Ok I lied a bit

Mstrs and youngy, top blokes, maha and mom are in the appointment book, she's gonna get some lovin, I don't care how big her man is and Gi? well one day if he ever stops long enough eh.

I reallly must have forgotten to shave, either that or I have been fooling myself all this time that I am female....
I tell you...this man speaks with forked tongue!! I don't know that it is a metre long either....

[merv]

Normal height, actually...

Huh Big Dave, he's as tall as me and Finn combined and I thought I was normal.

[Maha]

Does he need the ladder to climb up on his high horse?

Would that be his 'One Trick Pony' you speak of??....

[martybabe]

What about the ladies? Or did I forget to shave my beard that day???

I reallly must have forgotten to shave, either that or I have been fooling myself all this time that I am female....
I tell you...this man speaks with forked tongue!! I don't know that it is a metre long either....

OK, you got me. To whom it may concern: yungatart is the most womanly woman I know, she does not have a beard, not even a 5 o'clock shadow and she is beautiful to the core and then some. Mstrs is not a portly chap, quite the reverse, he needs to eat more hot chippies and his hair is not blue.

Mkay, am I forgiven...good. love to you both, top blokes and no mistake. x

[merv]

Nah, be great to catch up but nobody seems to understand the English what I do be speaking

What were you born in Taihape?

[Maha]

OK, you got me. To whom it may concern: yungatart is the most womanly woman I know, she does not have a beard, not even a 5 o'clock shadow and she is beautiful to the core and then some. Mstrs is not a portly chap, quite the reverse, he needs to eat more hot chippies and his hair is not blue.

Mkay, am I forgiven...good. love to you both, top blokes and no mistake. x

Have you ever seen her at 3am???....

[martybabe]

Got measured yesterday.
195cm. .

That is a lot of cms BigDave, I wonder how tall you would be in England.

What were you born in Taihape?

Nah, England, I'm told I talk too fast and I pronounce my vowels the right way round, seems to confuse everyone here. " a packet of ciggies please".... "we've only got diet is that OK" you see the dilemma ?

[James Deuce]

What were you born in Taihape?

No, he was hit in the mouth by a gumboot whilst riding through Taihape.

Thanks to Pussy I've gone all funny.

Hang on, that doesn't look right....

[Kendog]

Oh please let it be the tongue!!!!

Cut that flirty shit out

*blush* I'm actually really quiet

Lies, all lies.

(until I get pissed, then I'm a filthy mouthed loud wench!)

That's true

[martybabe]

No, he was hit in the mouth by a gumboot whilst riding through Taihape.

I don't get the Taihape joke...I'm such a pomme. On a good note though I have heard of the place, things are looking up.

[James Deuce]

Cut that flirty shit out

I won't mention the tits then.

Doh!