Rider in training
I guess I hadn't counted on the silicone content in Hawt Hawt girls.Originally Posted by Mom
Utter bullshit. This only happens to Hawt, Hawt, girls no matter what they wear
I can get a static shock off almost anything. I am well known for giving static shock kisses to my nearest and dearests. It is not only synthetic surfaces rubbing together, it is also about humidity and how susceptable you are.
More later
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Meh - I prefer to be high
I am not attaching a rubber strap to my undercarrage AND letting it show for all to see!
Just a Dog
Haha try a rubber trolly then !
I am not attaching a rubber strap to my undercarrage AND letting it show for all to see!
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
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No...you see I think there is only ONE solution. Hubby must do the grocery shopping from now on
sem fiddy pilot
Send Sully One out to do it! It wouldn't be too bad living on chocky bikkies!No...you see I think there is only ONE solution. Hubby must do the grocery shopping from now on
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Rest In Peace
Ssssh it's the only thing you get for free at supermarkets,next they'll start charging.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
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Actually at the moment he is rather enamoured with the hot pink Napisan packaging....not so tasty...
Po ta toes
For a while there I was getting shocks off the shelves at Woolworths, and the tins and trollies and the checkout chick. Pissed me off so much that I now shop online and have my groceries delivered.
Oh and BTW I love my Sketches, they are fuckin comfortable.
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But we all know you are gay so it's okBTW I love my Sketches, they are fuckin comfortable.
Anyway no one works Sketchers quite like you babe
Unexpected Spanish inquisition
I am not attaching a rubber strap to my undercarrage AND letting it show for all to see again!
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes
I am therefore I do
Ive been to a couple of supermarkets that have the odd cooked chook or smoked musselsSsssh it's the only thing you get for free at supermarkets,next they'll start charging.
The Heart is the drum keeping time for everyone....
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Never gonna let me live that down are ya colliegogglesEdited/corrected....
Moped rider
Imagine the profit Woolworth make, the prices are just as high as in Europe but the wages they pay are not half as much!
Unexpected Spanish inquisition
Still better a strapoff than a strapon eh?Never gonna let me live that down are ya colliegoggles
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes
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Having recently tried a strap on on I would actually prefer to have a strap on on than a 'leash' attachedStill better a strapoff than a strapon eh?
I should probably quite quickly point out that I don't own one nor have I tried one in that way...strap on or leash for that matter...I did slip one on at a certain dvice party that shall remain in the cone of silence...INCLUDING THE IMAGES! Don't dare be tempted bitches!
Anyway on the note of strapping on a strap on (and I find this a bit more shocking than the cheap shit attack shelves at Woolies!).....Having a wanger strapped onto yourself?!...in front of a room full of ladies you don't know?!...WHILE one woman I have never before met spanked me with a paddle?! Very strange effect but shaking it about and just having it had this weirdly satisfying buzz about it. I also tried jumping with my legs closed but alas strap ons don't produce that pain that I have heard sooo much about from various men throughout my life
Anywho - I can see why it is that you buggers might grab it and scratch it and all that other stuff we SEE You doing to it all the time! But good on yas and enjoy it
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