Orchids - flowering vaginas?

**SixPackBack** · 16th August 2009, 19:35

Am I the only one who see's the link?

Make mine latex and large

**Trudes** · 16th August 2009, 19:38

I have a friend who can no longer eat mussels after I pointed out the same similarity to her.... Especially when she found a small crab in one

**Street Gerbil** · 16th August 2009, 20:00

My missus is well aware of the similarity, but eats them mussels anyway.

**Hitcher** · 16th August 2009, 20:14

Orchid is derived from the Greek word for testicle. This is because of the characteristic shape of its tubers. I guess with its flower it has all of its gender bases covered.

**sels1** · 16th August 2009, 20:24

Originally Posted by Trudes

I have a friend who can no longer eat mussels after I pointed out the same similarity to her

Ha that reminds me of a very funny incident over some mussels in a restaurant one time but I'm not allowed to tell on here...

**Devil** · 16th August 2009, 20:29

I dont see it, then again, if you're into roadkill...

**SixPackBack** · 16th August 2009, 20:43

Originally Posted by Trudes

I have a friend who can no longer eat mussels after I pointed out the same similarity to her.... Especially when she found a small crab in one

Crustacean tonguing

......who could give that up?

**martybabe** · 16th August 2009, 22:48

That last one's the most aggressive looking vagina I've ever seen.... Oh wait I've just found my specs, flowers eh, yeah I see it dude, in fact I think I went out with flower number one, lovely girl she was....

**AllanB** · 16th August 2009, 23:21

Years ago when I was a horny teenager I found out the hard way that having sex with flowers was dangerous.

Apparently bees like to get in there as well.......

On the bright side the swelling make me look most impressive for a few days