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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Having just watched Casino Royale the other night, I'm opting for (if they were male pranksters) the ole "remove the seat from a chair, strip them naked,tie them to said chair, connect car battery>jumper leads>connected to steel chair frame.

    All of this must be done in public naturally.

    If the pranksters were girls, then strip 'em naked, spread them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Having just watched Casino Royale the other night, I'm opting for (if they were male pranksters) the ole "remove the seat from a chair, strip them naked,tie them to said chair, and massage their dangly bits with a huge knotted rope".

    All of this must be done in public naturally.

    If the pranksters were girls, then strip 'em naked, spread eagle them and then apply and remove sanitary pads, sticky side down.
    Why not just give the pranksters community service, 200 hours should do them right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Why not just give the pranksters community service, 200 hours should do them right.
    Why not just give them a dollar for brightening your day with their jokes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wbks View Post
    Why not just give them a dollar for brightening your day with their jokes?
    ......you has a hard day mate?
    Well pranks are pranks, not many can say they havent enjoyed the good ole tricks. A stern apology and community service should be the appropriate punishment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Why not just give the pranksters community service, 200 hours should do them right.
    Uh, yeah. If they bother turning up to do it.
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    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    ......you has a hard day mate?
    Well pranks are pranks, not many can say they havent enjoyed the good ole tricks. A stern apology and community service should be the appropriate punishment.
    Yea, hard day, bro

    Personally I think it's funny as hell but I guess it should be punished if only for the waste of the police time and resources...

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    What I wanna know is how he could sit down on a wet toilet seat, yet alone stay on it long enough to really find out what getting stuck on the toilet is like!

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    i had a good laugh when i read it
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    Sheeeeeet, I got a red for a one lined (light hearted at best) post. MOOOOOOM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1wheel riot View Post
    i had a good laugh when i read it
    So we can count on you to be a good sport when the kb task force rig the same set up for you? And we'll make sure there are plenty of joe public around to witness the hilarity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    What do you think would be a suitable way to punish those responsible for this?
    Knighthood?

    Free tickets to the next Wirling Bros circus?

    Seriously take a chill pill Mom, they didn't kill a cat or put a baby in a tumble dryer. Sure it was a little over the top, but hells bells, the guy suffered HUMILIATION!!! Shock horror!!! Nothing more. If he isn't the driest bastard on the face of the planet he will laugh his ass off about this in time to come


    (see what I did there )


    Anyway, movin right along to real issues, A muslim beauty queen admitted to drinking a beer in a nightclub in Kuala Lumpur recently & is facing a severe beating, now THAT is an outrage.


    Perspective people, get some perspective
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boob Johnson View Post
    Anyway, movin right along to real issues, A muslim beauty queen admitted to drinking a beer in a nightclub in Kuala Lumpur recently & is facing a severe beating, now THAT is an outrage.


    Perspective people, get some perspective
    Well, it would be interesting to know what the chap's perspective of what was done to him is. But then, judging by comments on here, who the hell cares? (Not to mention the prospect of how painful it may have been to have the dunny seat removed from his person?)

    Shall I super glue your widdle collection of dangly things to a plastic seat, then you can let us know how trivial it is to get rid of it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Well, it would be interesting to know what the chap's perspective of what was done to him is. But then, judging by comments on here, who the hell cares? (Not to mention the prospect of how painful it may have been to have the dunny seat removed from his person?)

    Shall I super glue your widdle collection of dangly things to a plastic seat, then you can let us know how trivial it is to get rid of it?
    Collection? How many do you think I have? You been talkin to my mum again?


    I would say lighten up but it seems you & a few others are just a little to precious for that. The guy suffered humiliation, that's it, get a grip.



    ps: and yes ive had crazy shit done to me over the years, mates & I would pull pranks back n forth & everyone would take it on the chin. Some of them borderline at the time but mad funny later on, no harm done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boman View Post
    An eye for an eye. Glue their sorry asses to a seat, in a public place, and then lets see how funny it is.
    Gluing them bum-to-bum would be betterrier...
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    Punishment has to fit the crime so I'm in favour of toilet based punishment. Wiping peoples bums would be ideal, the incontinent for example but I don't think more people need to be embarrassed by these dickheads...

    Mucking out the stalls of sick or injured animals night be the go, or cleaning toilets. Prsion toiltes would be good because I'm sure some of those boys or girls have a sense of humour and would save up an extra special delivery just for them.
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