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    They possibly can't keep up with the half of us with their crappy tin cans.

    I'll out burn them anyday...

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    maybe...

    it's the:






    KILLA BEEZ!



    be scared, people.
    little homos that can't spell really frighten me.
    I am Jack's complete lack of remorse .

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    I googled this yesterday when I received this email. It's been circulating since the early 1990s and is a big, fat load of bollocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    IGNORE EVERYTHING WRITTEN IN CAPS!!!!!11111111


    Wait a second, do I ignore that statement because it's in caps? And if I do ignore it, does it then become relevant again?

    Just when I thought I got passed this one:

    The statement below is true
    The statement above is false


    ...you go and bring a new one in. That's my day fucked.

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    I think they only shoot people who have not won the Nigerian lottery, so we should all be safe.

    When you won the Nigerian lottery, do you receive the case in NZ$ or US$? I've asked them, but they didn't reply yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    Wait a second, do I ignore that statement because it's in caps? And if I do ignore it, does it then become relevant again?

    Just when I thought I got passed this one:

    The statement below is true
    The statement above is false


    ...you go and bring a new one in. That's my day fucked.
    It's a hard life! HTFU crybaby

    BTW - I can recommend "The Illuminatus" trilogy if you appreciate absurdity...
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

    Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    If you don't, Bill Gates will disable your computer and impregnate your mother.
    Cool, a rich little brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Cool, a rich little brother.
    No just another little bastard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post


    ... there are a lot of gullible fuckers out there.
    Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary?
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

    Katman to steveb64
    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary?
    BZZZT! Wrong again.

    Concise Oxford Dictionary (5th ed.) gull ... Dupe, fool. So ~'ible a., ~ibility n., ~ish a.

    Sorry Princess, but you need to read your dictionary a little more carefully...
    UKMC #64

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    Quote Originally Posted by steveb64 View Post
    BZZZT! Wrong again.

    Concise Oxford Dictionary (5th ed.) gull ... Dupe, fool. So ~'ible a., ~ibility n., ~ish a.

    Sorry Princess, but you need to read your dictionary a little more carefully...
    Am i allowed to say "did i actually suck someone in with that one" you must be kidding me!
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Am i allowed to say "did i actually suck someone in with that one" you must be kidding me!
    That was too easy steveb64!! Priceless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steveb64 View Post
    BZZZT! Wrong again.

    Concise Oxford Dictionary (5th ed.) gull ... Dupe, fool. So ~'ible a., ~ibility n., ~ish a.

    Sorry Princess, but you need to read your dictionary a little more carefully...


    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Thanks for springing that trap steveb64!

    I'd have jumped in with both legs...

    Of course, we'll never know if PrincessBandit was serious in her first post or not (no smileys, been told sarcasm doesn't work without them...) - doesn't matter though the reply owned!
    Anyway, noone checking a dictionary for gullible are likely to fit the description


    Incidentally, as I was coming into Lyttleton around 10 pm (bad learner ) I saw a crappy black car with only the lefthand position light on. I thought about this thread and decided I couldn't be arsed to have another race tonight...
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

    Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat

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