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  1. 11th September 2009, 16:30 #106
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    MMMM OH, OH YEAH. HARDER, FASTER. OH YEAH KONG THE MIGHTY, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

    No, can't say that it would delight and excite me either.
    Yeah but it might make him come faster which would be... umm... not so good now that I say it out loud...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
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    Ouch ! ! ! !

    That male chastity thing would be rather awkward when ya crack a fat,i'd imagine.

    Not to mention taking a piss would be a fine art.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwinch View Post
    titanic.
    Not so sure about this one, didn't Titanic go down rather spectacularly?
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    Nonono,

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    With the clever and creative songs names that have been coined I find it hard to believe that noone has mentioned this absolute gem.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoLx8RsHN0A
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    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    Funniest post for a while good to dredge good ones.

    Apparently those getting up the crack of dawn are pissing dawn off.
    Bloody hell, how come I end up here again....?

    Quote Originally Posted by Gwinch View Post
    Turgid, tantalizing and titanic.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Not so sure about this one, didn't Titanic go down rather spectacularly?
    teeheehee, snigger snigger
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.
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    You cock my world Trudes
    DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP

    Don't wait for the perfect moment......Take the moment & make it perfect.


    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.....It's about learning to dance in the rain.
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    We like Cock and we don't care who knows:

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    James May from Top gear would just say " Ohh COCK ".

    if its ok for the BBC to say cock , its ok for Trudes to say it.
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    O shit. where did I leave my cock now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    Cock, love it.
    Thats good cause I have plenty of it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    My cocks a cactus
    Ouch it must hurt to rub one out then?
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  14. 11th September 2009, 21:47 #119
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Ouch it must hurt to rub one out then?
    I never touch it, just kinda shake the fucker loose. It flowers beautifully and 'locks in' better than a pit bull.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Not so sure about this one, didn't Titanic go down rather spectacularly?
    Absolutely nothing wrong with going down spectacularly...as long as it's on me
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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