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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    LOL, you already watched it didn't you!
    nope, just finished downloading it

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    I have both the movies on my PC, worth it for a laugh, but got them cause I wanted to see what a porno with a "storyline" and the massive budget was like.

    The candle fucking was a bit weird, but the bit that was strangest to me was the lesbian sex scene, which was quite nice, except for all the pirates standing around going "show us her booty", and other 'pirate-y' sayings, and it kept showing them in the shot

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    I was on a plane with a couple of mates coming back from Australia when I first heard about that Pirates movie... I was the one driving us home so they got completely caned and were loudly discussing the different scenes until one of the flight attendants came over and very politely told them to stfu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jono035 View Post
    I was the one driving us home so they got completely caned and were loudly discussing the different scenes until one of the flight attendants came over and very politely told them to stfu.
    Funny that, Danaes flatmates did exactly the same thing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    LOL, you already watched it whilst fap-fap-FAPPING!!!! didn't you!
    andrew had this demonic look on his face after the movie haha wouldnbe surprised if danae is posting from a wheelchair and all the candles in her flat mysteriously disappeared.

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    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

    It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.

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    Honda lovin'!!!


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    Aaaaahahahahahahaha.

    I did get a text re the holding hands and gay Honda sex invitation, politely declining in preference of anything else.

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    looks like jafa is genuinely enjoying himself

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    I shanghai'd me a fine young pirate wench alright!


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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    I shanghai'd me a fine young pirate wench alright!
    For certain values of 'wench'?

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    i knew duncan was gay!
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    i knew duncan was gay!
    I thought you guys had been dating for like 3 or 4 years now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    I thought you guys had been dating for like 3 or 4 years now?
    not openly!
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    not openly!
    you guys kissed and made up after your little spat or are you sleeping on the deck again tonight?

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