I see on TV that Gillette and their giggling marketing execs now want me to apply three different products on my face every time I scrape a razor over it.
Does anybody actually do this?
Shaving cream, water, metal. Surely that's all we need?
hungover
I see on TV that Gillette and their giggling marketing execs now want me to apply three different products on my face every time I scrape a razor over it.
Does anybody actually do this?
Shaving cream, water, metal. Surely that's all we need?
Kicked out of a one-man band.
Funnily enough I just had a shave. water + cream + razor ... I guess if you have sensitive skin/get razor burn or something then you would put something on afterwards.
Hardcore Biker
first moisturise, then shaving cream then sum after lotion, my showers take long enough as it is.
Doesn't play well with others
What kind of a girl are ye?Originally Posted by Mekk
Old engine oil, water and a used brake pad is all that a man needs to shave. And a beer.
I haz a bieks :D
Some of that funky gel-to-foam shit, warm water in a tub and away we go.
The spray some of this napalm on afterwards to take the edge off my manly good looks.
Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
hungover
Pussy.
Angle-grinder.
I haz a bieks :D
Lol. I did that to my toe-hairs once.
Cauterized cuts ftw.
Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
The 2nd-most bad arse KBer.
soap n razor.
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
I haz a bieks :D
Lathering brush at least.
Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
hungover
Got the job done though, yeah?
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Half of marketing society is saying for guys to harden the fuck up and become hyper-masculine tools, the other half is giving us a facial and a manicure.
Forum whore
I wet-shave my head every 2-3 days.
I've found that the razors that are marketed for shaving women's legs are the best as they are designed to be held perpendicular to the skin, rather than dragged across it.
It guess that makes me a girly man.
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$1,101,806
I lather up and shave in the shower...regular soap only. But, because I spend most of my time at 4000m in the cold and dry, I also use a moisturizer, to stop cracking.
To impress the lady in my life, I sometimes use a euclyptus pre shave oil which does give a very close shave.
And don't forget the key...the prudent business man has a shave every morning....the lover shaves at night!
hungover
Strange, innit? The girls are after our razors.
Easily wound up!!
Well look at it from their point of view: If their customers can be made to believe that Five blades will shave you any closer than two, then they can be made to believe anything!
"There must be a one-to-one correspondence between left and right parentheses, with each left parenthesis to the left of its corresponding right parenthesis."
ArseBiscuit
They seem to have reached a cap of $28 for eight blades, so they're looking for sales elsewhere......
It appears they've already tried new "improved" versions of their top selling blades but people saw through the fact that they cost more and didn't last as long.
Time for an electric......
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