I love COCK.

[usa-vtwin]

Especially in December, gift wrap your member
Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle

[ManDownUnder]

Not so sure about this one, didn't Titanic go down rather spectacularly?

I just checked with White Star Marketing and they advise they didn't actually crash and that's all just a huge misunderstanding. Their records indicate the party was going better than expected so they had to stop to take on more ice.

[Cheshire Cat]

Massive, sturdy and fearsome.

Must be why your anus is bleeding.

[Cheshire Cat]

Hey diddle diddle, the cat had a fiddle, the cum flew over the moon! the little wheener laughed to see such fun and the dish had a spoon with the spoon

[carver]

Six pages so far and we haven't seen any of the Mormon Crew respond, especialy with a thread title like this.

cause were all tied up!

[Thani-B]

Absolutely nothing wrong with going down spectacularly...as long as it's on me

[H00dz]

"cock with you"

"Don't stop till you get a cock"

"Beat it"

and of course

"Tell him that it's human nature"

Michael Jackson

[Rodney007]

since when was this NZD?

[Insanity_rules]

In the timely words of Monty Python

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

[short-circuit]

Typical: Quick Craver posted something - better see what he said then post straight under it....

[Hitcher]

Crush. Another smash hit for the ukelele.

[peasea]

Well, everyone else is starting threads about loving sushi, curry, Yamaha, anal sex etc, so thought I would too.
Cock, love it.
Oh and beer, I love beer.

Tell you what; when I say something like "suck my dick" the mods (who, ironically are cocks) fit me up with demerit points aplenty.

Is that funny or am I too cynical?

Would you be offended if I said "suck my dick" to you (no offence intended to you or hubby) or would you see the funny side? (Which is the underside...)

[Dafe]

Look how many clebs are flocking to this post! LOL

[peasea]

Look how many clebs are flocking to this post! LOL

Would you prefer us to 'flock' off?

[Dean]

Look how many clebs are flocking to this post! LOL

Worlds fastest Cook Islander eh phew, Im claiming the title for worlds fastest Maori in a few years even though im only like half or quarter cast but still some bit Maori.

nah dont worry girls will be girls