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    A cat died and went to Heaven...

    A cat died and went to Heaven.

    God met her at the gates and said,
    'You have been a good cat all these years.
    Anything you want is yours for the asking.'

    The cat thought for a minute and then said,
    'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors.
    I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'

    God said, 'Say no more.'
    Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

    A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident
    and they all went to Heaven together.
    God met the mice at the gates with the same offer
    that He made to the cat

    The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives:
    from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms!
    If we could just have some little roller skates,
    we would not have to run again.'

    God answered, 'It is done.'
    All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

    About a week later, God decided to check on the cat.
    He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.
    God gently awakened the cat and asked,
    'Is everything okay? How have you been doing?
    Are you happy?'

    The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL.
    I have never been so happy in my life.
    The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels
    you have been sending over are delicious!'

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    aww my 17 year old furbaby was put to sleep yeterday..I hope thats the treatment hes getting
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    aww my 17 year old furbaby was put to sleep yeterday..I hope thats the treatment hes getting
    Be assured - cats are gods themselves. Dogs have owners, cats merely have staff.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Be assured - cats are gods themselves. Dogs have owners, cats merely have staff.
    he he I have that (Cats have staff etc) on my number plate
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    he he I have that (Cats have staff etc) on my number plate
    I have two cats...I live it.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    aww my 17 year old furbaby was put to sleep yeterday..I hope thats the treatment hes getting
    17yrs of loyal service. lol

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    I have a cat,ex SPCA,things fucking evil.Even pics of it come out funny.
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    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    LOl wtf....I see what you mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Interceptor View Post
    The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL.
    I have never been so happy in my life.
    The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels
    you have been sending over are delicious!'
    Wait, what happens if you die in heaven?
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