
Originally Posted by
mossy1200
True story
Up on ladder on courtney place fixing atm light by starmart.
Tape cardboard box over daylight sensor to activate light.
Replace lamp still no go.
Young lady comes along and sits on bench seat.
Young lady sticks legs up and crosses them in short pleted skirt.
Young lady has on no underwear
Mossy forgets about cardboard box on daylight sensor and starts taking apart light.
Mossy holds onto live cable while forehead on sign.
Mossy blown off ladder and lying on ground with burnt forehead.
Young lady gets up to see if mossy OK standing over him(still perving)
Mossy just about killed by a piece of Muff.
So much for joining the police force for better work stories. So did you fuck her... I mean fix her light?
"Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death" - Hunter S. Thompson
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