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  1. 12th October 2009, 21:48 #1
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    Mayonnaise in New Zealand

    Fuckme.

    Just mixed some Eta Mayonnaise with tuna to put in a baked potato. Took a mouthfull and thought WTF?

    I hate sugar and sweet things and this tasted like a fishy dessert. I mean your tomato sauce is bad enough (I have sourced HP sauce and REAL Ketchup finally) Now where in Invercargill can I buy Helmans?

    Kiwis need to learn food appreciation.

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    I like the "Best Mayonaise" brand myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Fuckme.
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    Just mixed some Eta Mayonnaise with tuna to put in a baked potato. Took a mouthfull and thought WTF?
    Mayonnaise, in general... meh can take it or leave it...

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    we do... we just have different tastes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Fuckme.
    This isn't a dating site, and I'm fairly certain you're not my type, so I'll pass on your kind invitation.

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    Now where in Invercargill can I buy Helmans?
    I've seen it in New World up my way, might be worth a look down there?

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    You buy mayonnaise??? Make your own! Vinegar,oil,sugar and milk.I use cider vinegar,honey and soy milk....but I'm a bit wierd.I have never bought mayonnaise in my life,my mother always made her own,and so do I.
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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    I like the "Best Mayonaise" brand myself.
    I concur.......the only sort i buy
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    I make my own mayo, don't eat it though, its a little bitter for my liking
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    Fussy cunt aye? Try Best Foods, Heinz and even Pams all make mayo with real egg. ETA mayo isn't even real mayo. As far as tomato sauce goes... well if you don't like your Watties sauce then you're oviously not a sucker for marketing... good job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motu View Post
    You buy mayonnaise??? Make your own! Vinegar,oil,sugar and milk.I use cider vinegar,honey and soy milk....but I'm a bit wierd.I have never bought mayonnaise in my life,my mother always made her own,and so do I.
    Agreed, make your own, Condensed Milk and Vinegar, not that shit in a bottle.
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    I make my own. Here's a link to my favourite cooking website:

    http://www.cookingforengineers.com/r...ade-Mayonnaise
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    Get some culture and use oils.
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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    I like the "Best Mayonaise" brand myself.
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