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well... after years of no ACC Claims i have decided to make my ' proposed' $5000 / year ACC bill worth it ... so heres what i propose...
im gonna claim every fucking splinter, hangnail, bruise, headache and sore muscle i have from now on .. every time i get the sniffles .. im off to the A&E and im gonna write " MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT" on the form..
green bling to the person who gets the most ridiculous ACC claim before Xmas
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You are on but I wont put "motorcycle accident" as the cause.Originally Posted by SARGE
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You're planning on paying that fuckin bill!?
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I'd bling ya but I said "suck my dick" to a copper and some mods so I have none to give. Fancy a bunch of flowers instead?
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No, 'rugby injury' every time, please!
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Yep I am sure I could pass as a prop
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Nah, number 8, grab some goodies.............Yep I am sure I could pass as a prop
on the up
I think we'd be better off writing "car accident" on every claim.
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
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" injured while masturbating"
levy THAT fuckheads
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Depends what you use whilst performing that act and where it gets stuck
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im a guy .. i need nothing but an idea and a warm breeze ...Depends what you use whilst performing that act and where it gets stuck
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
I think that is called RSI TBH.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
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Now you might be onto something there.....
Bite my shiney metal ass
Shhhhhhhhh They might try when they figure out that everyone does it. Hee hee wank license. I amuse me. I'm going to put animal riding accident on mine.
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
Blue is BETTER
I was thinking the same thing. I use my share of ACC from wage earners levy but don't dip into my vehicle levy. If this shit goes through, I'm sure as shit gonna get my money's worth.
Can someone explain why I wouldn't put "MC mishap" on the form? (seriously)
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