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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    I blame Kiwi women. They all think they're hot, when they're not, go at it like slappers for a couple of years while they're at school, start playing hard to get (I think it's part of the healing process) once they've left school, then by the time they've settled into a along term "relationship" him who is putting up with her isn't getting any anymore and consequently gives everyone gyp from the shelter of the only little box where he feels secure.
    do you need a hug jim?
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    Some Kiwibiker threads contain such a wealth of fuckwittery that they should in some way be permanently removed from the digital domain, carved onto stone tablets and then launched into space to scare the living shit out of any hostile alien species that may be lurking nearby

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    I was getting a lift home on the back of my bloke's scooter the other day when a total nutcase in a grey Mazda (UX9975 - apparently unregistered and unwarranted) tried to ram us. And I mean that quite literally - she tried to run us off the road. She then yelled out her open window "Next time use your indicator when you're changing lanes!"

    The piece of road we were on at the time was a single lane and had been for about 1 km or more. So either our transgression was a complete figment of her imagination or it had happened at least 1 km back.

    Either way, she was prepared to try to kill us both because we allegedly didn't indicate when changing lanes?! On a scooter?!

    I agree with wbks. Everyone should just take a breath and chill out a bit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    I blame Kiwi women..
    Quite rightly so,met a good un once even bought her home.Dog couldnt take to her so she had to go.
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    Quote Originally Posted by wbks View Post
    they stop the laid back routine and jump out of the car at the next red light to puff their chests up and try opening the truckers door... Yes that is a real example
    yea .. Happened to me once .....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    do you need a hug jim?
    Do you have a chocolate strap-on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Do you have a chocolate strap-on?
    I do......

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Do you have a chocolate strap-on?
    farrk ya! ya made me spit coffee on the computer
    Quote Originally Posted by carbonhed View Post
    Some Kiwibiker threads contain such a wealth of fuckwittery that they should in some way be permanently removed from the digital domain, carved onto stone tablets and then launched into space to scare the living shit out of any hostile alien species that may be lurking nearby

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    Quote Originally Posted by klingon View Post
    I was getting a lift home on the back of my bloke's scooter the other day when a total nutcase in a grey Mazda (UX9975 - apparently unregistered and unwarranted) tried to ram us. And I mean that quite literally - she tried to run us off the road. She then yelled out her open window "Next time use your indicator when you're changing lanes!"

    The piece of road we were on at the time was a single lane and had been for about 1 km or more. So either our transgression was a complete figment of her imagination or it had happened at least 1 km back.

    Either way, she was prepared to try to kill us both because we allegedly didn't indicate when changing lanes?! On a scooter?!

    I agree with wbks. Everyone should just take a breath and chill out a bit!
    Gee! Its people carrying to much baggage! she's just unloading, unfortunately she is also a bully by picking on someone more vunerable than herself.

    If I caught up with her i would of given her a hug! err...maybe not, but given her a wave pretending you knew her, then she would think ...oh dear i actually know those people and here i am about to run them off the road.

    Apparently this tactic works, its called 'street whispering'
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    Quote Originally Posted by wbks View Post
    I wouldn't know about the hard to get phase, I'm still with the "go at it like slappers for a couple of years" ones. No complaints so far
    its simple-theyre either a slappers or gone.otherwise,i would rather ride the bike.

    so whats the problem?cant blame women for it,truth is we are just an impatient rude bunch of angry bastards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Three words for you...... suck my strap-on.
    Wow, 45 years and I'm still learning new things about you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    I blame Kiwi women. They all think they're hot, when they're not
    Never a truer word spoken on KB.
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    Couldn't agree more WBKS...see here
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    Quote Originally Posted by gammaguy View Post
    cant blame women for it,truth is we are just an impatient rude bunch of angry bastards.
    Seen too often.... I think part of the problem is people take too much personally and then have no skills to let go of their anger, just dumping it where they see an easy target.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Wow, 45 years and I'm still learning new things about you.
    Roll her a joint next time you see your little Sis too, and show what to do with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wbks View Post
    Can't say some lanky mcdonnalds worker in a shitted out honda civic threatening you is particularly intimidating,
    You should have thumped the crap out of the lanky shit to teach him a lesson about common courtesy. We don't need argo bastards like that on the road.

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