Had a chat with a bike cop.

[kwaka_crasher]

if i see him on his roadbike ill show him how to really ride then shove him in a ditch...

Just one small part missing from your plan - exactly how are you going to get him to follow you into the ditch?

Is that amendment actually in force yet? I thought that was part of Crusher Collins efforts, still before the House? But I may be behind the fair.

No - you are correct. Commencement 1 December 2009. In other words, not yet.

The cop did his job mark fucked up End of story!!!

The cop exceeded his powers at this time.

[insane1]

skidmark pull your head in or you will end up in jail it"s your choice.

[skidMark]

it's not my fault you're all slow.

[Mully]

anyways... i'm off to the gym

Hang on - this must be another troll.

[skidMark]

Hang on - this must be another troll.

errrrin the last 2 weeks ive gained 8kg...

i got a fight coming up with someone so im bulking up a bit

[Firefight]

errrrin the last 2 weeks ive gained 8kg...

i got a fight coming up with someone so im bulking up a bit

yeah and I know who my moneys on !!


http://perezhilton.com/2009-10-18-me...s-smallest-man

F/F

[bikerboy011]

errrrin the last 2 weeks ive gained 8kg...

i got a fight coming up with someone so im bulking up a bit

Bahahhahaha lol

[glanvillejon]

Two words....... hole....dig

[SPORK]

errrrin the last 2 weeks ive gained 8kg...

i got a fight coming up with someone so im bulking up a bit

I'm super proud of you for being able to defy conventional-er, I dunno- MEDICAL FACT by putting on 4kg of muscle a week. You should tell some bodybuilders your tips bro.

[peasea]

anyways... i'm off to the gym

Funny you should mention that. I was asked to help out today.

Question was "Can you help me with the gym beam".

I completely misunderstood and put my hand up immediately. Turns out it was all about assembling some gymnastics equipment and not getting on the piss after all.

[Pussy]

I'm super proud of you for being able to defy conventional-er, I dunno- MEDICAL FACT by putting on 4kg of muscle a week. You should tell some bodybuilders your tips bro.

It's simple.... he hasn't had a crap for two weeks. That's why he's so full of shit, and 8kg heavier

[Big Dan]

I think its pretty low and the most stupidest thing to do if this is indeed a usual "troll" by Mark

One of theses days Mark you will wake and realise what a complete twat you have been. The way you are going you will be lucky to make 30

You say there will be words if we meet again. Well i can guarantee that we will NEVER be in the same place again, if by some strange miracle that we are then you can by all means have words but they will fall on deaf ears cause i wont be listening

Btw thats a nice car in your profile pic. Is it a Mirage or 323

Link to poll http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...d.php?t=110576

[Dean]

read post one dick nose, he said if i didn't have a mate come he would take the keys so i would have to push it.

The only thing you'll be pushing is a fat mexican calling you his little puto where you suck and he "chupa", when you end up as his bitch in prison because you do this kind of shit Mark. Snap out of it man, if you want to race take it to the track, dont be a faggot ass and complain to us. And they say Im the next skidmark - Bullshit im as clean as a 30 second spray and walk away no demerits bitch.

[Patrick]

....also it is high time we had a slplit between traffic and ordinary cops,so both sets could do their job better.

After only 17 years? LOL.....

....,we need all bikes wof,rego,and riders licensed accordingly.

A nice thought..... but some are actually our (as in bike riders) worst enemies, helping out the ACC cause to raise levies.........................................

What's he going to DO about it bro? Hold onto your belt so you cant ride away?

He CAN ticket you again if he sees you, but I don't think he can tell you what to do. In fact, unless you are under arrest, the cops are rather limited about what they can compel you to do.

Depends.... with the limited "advice" given there, this "could" be more bad advice............

I take the "no" approach. If they fail my attitude test, I SHOW them (do not hand it to them) my license and then leave.

Fair enough. We can inspect it though.... Good luck with the leaving thing. Alan DUFF lost that case in the end.

They can sort the paperwork out, I am uninterested. There are plenty of cops who prepared to be fair and not take the fine-tooth-comb throw-the-book hold-you-up-for-twenty-minutes approach.

True...... it can be sent "in the post" but that depends if the address given was right in the 1st place.... but then that just means another $750 ticket....

If they have taken something of yours, an easy test is to demand they return it immediately. If they must - then they will, unless they are very brave or very stupid.

Another thing you can do if they mention taking keys, is forbid them from touching your bike. "Do not touch my motorcyle" or "You are warned not to touch my motorcycle."

What if they wish to test the lights, brakes, indicators, whatever, to see if it in good working order...?

A lot of the time, the police will ask if they can do something, or guesture towards it, and then take a lack of objection as a consent. You must make it politely, but firmly very clear to them that unless you are compelled by legislation you do not consent.

Steve

Not quite. Informed consent is usually the base line.

i said id just ride anyway and i got the...

"you cant because i am forbidding you to, if you ride it i will arrest you"

etc etc

hes on kb apparently...

rides a v strom and has ridden with toto etc...

if i see him on his roadbike ill show him how to really ride then shove him in a ditch...

i could've done a runner i just couldn't be fucked. was still hungover as a mother fucker cus i was out on town til 5am

Dumber than a dumb thing there...... Most likely a pure troll.

If he is a KBer, he will see this, know who it is that was dealt with in this way, perhaps act on the idle threat.... and you might become his favourite "target..." Those bike riders are pretty damned good on them machines.

....and if i came home from town at 5am.... i didn't ride until 2pm... there was no way in fuck i was still pissed.

You're wrong..............

then i'll just buy a litre bike and have no plate... lol

I didn't know litre bikes can outrun helicopters......... and radios...........

The cop exceeded his powers at this time.

Not quite....

If one is physically or mentally unable to control a vehicle, they can be forbidden to drive, just as an example.... been around for years.....

He has a scratch and win.... has shown no ability to ride a bike...... could be argued that it falls into that category.

And if he was left to continue to ride on by the cop, and has a crash......... killing himself or heaven forbid, anyone else.... I wonder what the headlines will be.........

[Patrick]

No. He has a valid licence for the class of vehicle (Class 6, motorcycle).

The offence is breach of licence condition. Same as car drivers on 1R (or 1L) taking passengers. Or any L/R licence being out after 10pm. Or not displaying an L plate. Or a 6L exceeding 70kph.

Of course, noone here would ever have done any of those things ?

True.

What can/should be done though...

He can be given a traffic offence notice for learner breaches... if he has 4 or more previous graduated licence breaches,

He can be fronted in court on the breach instead of getting an instant fine, and disqualification sought under Section 80 of the Land Transport Act.

The usual result then, is a fine and disqualification, as well as the 25 demerits added toward the next 100 mark when the licence is given back later.....