"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal
meh matt_mckay13 was a bit to generic
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Now we just have to change sparkles to......................sparkie, not so gay![]()
Oh all right then, you win![]()
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
funny thing happened today, had just left work and was weaving within my lane to warm up my tires, then a cop pulled me over, he asked why i was doing that and i told him i was warming up my tires. then he said "ok, carry on". then he got back in his car and drove off.
Did the cop do the Murphy thing as well,warming the commodes tyres?
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
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