I hereby declare myself...

[Hitcher]

Leader of the KiwiBiker Militant Arm...

About bloody time.

[SARGE]

About bloody time.

wondering where ya been Hitch..

[cc rider]

fair enough .. and the virgins i was referring to were Skidmark, Sidewinder and Dean ...


either way

Ah! Fresh meat Friendly shots cums with the territory
I'd like to take Dean as my personal valet, he's bound to shoot his head off before he even gets his gun loaded

what can I say, he brings out the motherly instinct in me

[FJRider]

About bloody time.

did we wake you ???

[FJRider]

i got a 6' redhead .... more than enough for one old Marine

Probably more than enough for a young one too ...

[SARGE]

Probably more than enough for a young one too ...

i was young and strong once ..


now im just old and mean ...


i blame the redhead ...(love you honey .. )

[FJRider]

what can I say, he brings out the motherly instinct in me

Good to hear, but most of the male members will now claim they're still on the breast ... some I could almost believe .....

[FJRider]

i was young and strong once ..


now im just old and mean ...

The only thing that ages well is Whiskey ...

[Hitcher]

The only thing that ages well is Whiskey ...

Once it's bottled neither whiskey (anything distilled outside of Scotland) and whisky (the real stuff) ages at all. The only thing that happens with the passage of time is evaporation, and there are laws against that in most civilised societies.

[FJRider]

Once it's bottled neither whiskey (anything distilled outside of Scotland) and whisky (the real stuff) ages at all. The only thing that happens with the passage of time is evaporation, and there are laws against that in most civilised societies.

Then perhaps when we take over the country, we should restrict the import of whiskey, to that which has been aged in the barrel first ???

[peasea]

Leader of the KiwiBiker Militant Arm...


all hail

I think hail is forecast for the south tonight.

[Dean]

fair enough .. and the virgins i was referring to were Skidmark, Sidewinder and Dean ...

Im glad you atleast thought of me at the time.

Shit, I would have thought Dean would have been in here by now, pledging his love-struck allegiance.

You speak the truth Katman - I am here SARGE to pledge my allegiance to you reporting for duty, teach me to be a marine! matter fact what do I got to do first?

Ah! Fresh meat Friendly shots cums with the territory
I'd like to take Dean as my personal valet, he's bound to shoot his head off before he even gets his gun loaded

what can I say, he brings out the motherly instinct in me

Dean at your service ma'am, id be a good valet.

mummy rwead me bed time storwy!
today I told my class mummy that you is very religous because everytime laava comes around I hear you saying "OH JESUS! JESUS!

[SARGE]

Im glad you atleast thought of me at the time.


You speak the truth Katman - I am here SARGE to pledge my allegiance to you reporting for duty, teach me to be a marine! matter fact what do I got to do first?

go get laid and come back with 13 new tattoos .. thats a start

[Dean]

go get laid and come back with 13 new tattoos .. thats a start

Yes sir! Got that noted down. What are the other requirements to become one of your militant marines? Oh but I dont want to get the tied down on bed thing and solder ironed or smacked with the pantyhose slings while im sleeping.

[SARGE]

Yes sir! Got that noted down. What are the other requirements to become one of your militant marines? Oh but I dont want to get the tied down on bed thing and solder ironed or smacked with the pantyhose slings while im sleeping.

crawl back up inside and have your mom take you to the States where you can come out and be a citizen ..