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    Teenagers must have changed - with mine it was when the plates were growing Penicillin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Yeah but was ya room tidy?
    Nah, couldn't see the floor for ash trays, bongs, buckets, marijuana pipes, bike bits, musical instruments etc. My mum left home when I was 12 so it was just me and my dad. Worked out pretty cool. he didn't bother me much so I didn't have the need to go through the rebellious teenager stage.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker View Post
    Just listen for the cries

    Also, Congratz on your new one
    That was ALLYCAT had the new little one.....Im spayed mate lol
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    That was ALLYCAT had the new little one.....Im spayed mate lol



    Too Many Alleys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Teenagers must have changed - with mine it was when the plates were growing Penicillin.
    Mine lost a pet rat in her bedroom for a fortnite...found it in her wardrobe eating an old sandwich.....says heaps aye!!!!
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker View Post



    Too Many Alleys
    So you Liven Liven?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Teenagers must have changed - with mine it was when the plates were growing Penicillin.

    Yuck.. Couldnt Live with Dirty plates.. Worst i have in my room.. Actually.. Nothing.. The oldest thing in my room would be my NZV8 mags and Biker Mags..


    Other than that..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker View Post
    Yuck.. Couldnt Live with Dirty plates.. Worst i have in my room.. Actually.. Nothing.. The oldest thing in my room would be my NZV8 mags and Biker Mags..


    Other than that..
    Grow a spine and get some Dutch porn bro' you know you want to.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    So you Liven Liven?
    Live in Levin..

    Pretty catchy.. And Confusing.. Try saying that CORRECTLY 30 times after a few beers / whiskey's / Yagerbombs..

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    Mother's love is unconditional.................the trick is to know when it's not.

    Bikes are bad things in some mothers eyes. It's just that they never stop caring. Show ya mother some grattitude and do what she asks with a smile on ya face. It's a little trick with mothers that very few men understand.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Mother's love is unconditional.................the trick is to know when it's not.

    Bikes are bad things in some mothers eyes. It's just that they never stop caring. Show ya mother some grattitude and do what she asks with a smile on ya face. It's a little trick with mothers that very few men understand.


    Skyryder


    very VERY VERY! few men understand females fullstop Let alone Mothers O.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker View Post
    very VERY VERY! few men understand females fullstop Let alone Mothers O.o
    Wait until you get a mother in law.

    I have 2 mothers in law. Weep for me.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    I have 2 mothers in law.
    you poor bastard
    He who makes a beast out of himself
    Gets rid of the pain of being a man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker View Post
    With my purchasing a bike.. Mum is trying to be a bitch.. I now have to "tidy" my room so i can store the bike in the Garage.. Bull fucking shit! I also have to tidy up the garage to be able to store it in there! So.. Looks like i will be off the net for a short while..

    Also, Looks like i wont be able to take my toy for a splat when it arrives off the truck tomoro

    Oh well.. Saves the from looking at me.. No Licence (yet) and no L plate...


    I go for my BHS on Saturday the 7th and apply for my L on monday

    So.. Who was still Living at home at 19 yrs of age, (and yes.. I pay board) and had this kinda trouble?

    (p.s. Moving up to palmy north soon so i can find a job)
    Jump on the bike and fuck off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Jump on the bike and fuck off.

    Read my mind

    Looks like im gonna have to get to know you

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