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    Sneezing...

    So what do you all do when you need to sneeze inside your helmet. Really, I'm serious.
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    Try and wait till I'm stopped or on a straight, then try hold it in as best as possible!

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    I sneeze ...don't hold it in. Get it over with ... but put your visor UP ...
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    Got stopped by a cop once for sneezing.

    Apparently I appeared to loose control of the bike.

    I now have a flip up helmet and can flip up whilst riding (not too fast) and sneeze without soaking the helmet insides and visor.

    Cars now need to put their wipers on after I sneeze

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    Quote Originally Posted by paddy View Post
    So what do you all do when you need to sneeze inside your helmet. Really, I'm serious.
    Huh? I sneeze.
    You gotta sneeze man, there's some force there that can do damage if you dont.
    (Just gotta give the interior of the helmet a wipe if its really gross....)
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    just remember it's not a green light....

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    I put my glove down the front of my helmet and sneeze on the back of my fingers.

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    Odd...I open my mouth and try to cough it out as I sneeze so snot doesn't come out my nose...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    I sneeze ...don't hold it in. Get it over with ... but put your visor UP ...
    Yip, what else can you do?

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    stick ya tongue on the roof of your mouth towards the front, 90% of the time this will stop it, if the urge is still there move ya tongue around and this will sort the other 10% of urges. I smashed myself up last year and didn't sneeze formonths during winter. Once this is in the brain and you dont have to spend time thinking 'now how did that go' and it becomes a natural reaction
    wont work if you've got a false teeth plate

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    Lift the visor and let it rip man
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    yep, I did just that, sneezed a goodie in my helmet, no time to put the visor up, just sneezed with eyes open or tried to keep them prised open, and had a quick check for mess, lucky it was not a snoty one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Oh.

    My.

    God.
    And its in 'survival skills'........are we talking about the 'Lethal Sneeze'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    And its in 'survival skills'........are we talking about the 'Lethal Sneeze'?
    After you've had broken ribs you will learn how to sneeze!
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