One of the cats here is called Baldwin
Or why not
"C4"
C for cat
Call it Gandalf the Grey... with big ears,.. or Yoda, but he's green. Dont have good judgement as our cat is Coco, surname is Nut.
The wife's a communist.
Our family cat was called Grandad cos Grandad didn't like the name we called our dog. He was chuffed to bits about the cat name tho! He said, "Mostly Black is a silly name for a dog!" Grandad turned out to be a female and had to be speyed.
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Furball. wookie? my cat is called Hirashio, no idea where we got that. Dont call it pussy all the time. nothing worse than mum chanting "oh my little pussy etc etc" Call it indian tiger, for a name change
Thats whats up.
My eldest cat is called elvis a) cause he likes to sing and b) cause I thought it'd be funny to say elvis is alive and well and living in my garden.
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
Had a brainwave going out the back door this morning....kitten was right behind me and wanted to go outside....Thought he would be a Scooby Snack if he went outside....we got 2 dogs here that live outside
So, his name is Scooby Snack, or just Scooby for short....
As a kid we had a dog called Sylvester, now we have a cat with a dogs name!!!
Have you cleared that with her indoors? Just thinking of your safety dude!
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Same here!
Cats should have proper cat names, like Arselicker, and Turner (turns perfectly good food into smelly shit), and LazySkivingFleaBag, and Will-Be-Furry-Slippers-When-Fat-Enough, and They-Feed-Me-And-I-Reward-Them-By-Pissing-On-Their-Stuff-And-Clawing-Their-Legs ....
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....![]()
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