Sneezing...

[breakaway]

Just stop breathing (hold your breath) and the need to sneeze will go away.

[kiwi cowboy]

So what do you all do when you need to sneeze inside your helmet. Really, I'm serious.

drink a bottle of laxitive i bet you dont sneeze

[Stirts]

are we talking about the 'Lethal Sneeze'?

Is that the "Snit"? Where you sneeze and shit?

I could imagine that it could be somewhat lethal shitting in your leathers. Your bum bum slipping and sliding inside your leathers could upset the stability of the bike.

Apparently if you say “lamp” or “cucumber” over and over when you feel a sneeze coming can delay or stop it from happening.

[ManDownUnder]

Sneeze,...and wipe later

[ManDownUnder]

Apparently if you say “lamp” or “cucumber” over and over when you feel a sneeze coming can delay or stop it from happening.

You and your cucumbers...

.. or isn't that public news?

[Big Dog]

So what do you all do when you need to sneeze inside your helmet. Really, I'm serious.

Poke your top lip out.
Some times it arrests the sneeze.
Other times it directs the blast away from the visor.

The latter is the more likely and more effective.

If it is weather you are prone to sneezing in - e.g.you have hayfever wear a bandana / buff / other with a little eucalyptus oil.

or option four HTFU. Biking aint easy, that's what makes it fun.

[george formby]

Yup, a green camo buff works a treat. Catches all that lovely mucus & moistens your lips with it. Yummy. Don't let it dry on your face or upon removal it will rip out your nasal hairs, moustache, top lip etc.

[Stirts]

You and your cucumbers...

.. or isn't that public news?

It is public news now How is your anus now by the way?

[vifferman]

...just sneezed with eyes open or tried to keep them prised open...

1. Flip open the visor
2. Shut one eye.
I've found that it's impossible to not shut your eyes when sneezing, and if you're travelling at 100km/h, you travel a scarily long distance while your eyes are shut. But (however!) I've found that if you shut one eye tightly just before your sneeze, you can at least keep the other one open.
Weird...

[ManDownUnder]

It is public news now How is your anus now by the way?

Recovering - I'm not sure if it was that biggest corn cob, or if the coke bottle went in too far but I only leak when I fart now.

[allycatz]

Ahh sneezes = facial orgasms

[StoneY]

Far worse.....far far worse....retching up bad fish...

If you think sneezing was bad, do NOT eat fried mussels from a (deleted) fish n chip shop prior to a ride...tecnicolour yawns are far FAR worse than a sneeze trust me

[Maha]

Is that the "Snit"? Where you sneeze and shit?

I could imagine that it could be somewhat lethal shitting in your leathers. Your bum bum slipping and sliding inside your leathers could upset the stability of the bike.

Apparently if you say “lamp” or “cucumber” over and over when you feel a sneeze coming can delay or stop it from happening.

No its a Snart, a little less truamatic than a Snit.....

[Insanity_rules]

Far worse.....far far worse....retching up bad fish...

If you think sneezing was bad, do NOT eat fried mussels from a (deleted) fish n chip shop prior to a ride...tecnicolour yawns are far FAR worse than a sneeze trust me

Oh yeah I had to help a mate scoop out his helmet one night. Not pretty.

[Maha]

Far worse.....far far worse....retching up bad fish...

If you think sneezing was bad, do NOT eat fried mussels from a (deleted) fish n chip shop prior to a ride...tecnicolour yawns are far FAR worse than a sneeze trust me

Something like this?
Love the dog.....