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    Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
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    A prime age for a woman?

    2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101...

    Oh wait, I guess I misread the question...


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    If you live long enough, all those questions will be answered! That's what makes us get old and doddery!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I reckon 30's. Sadly those days are behind me. Ah well, I'll just tell myself it's really 40's, make myself feel so much better!
    Did you not hear? The 40s are the new 30s, so live it up. (I like that, means I still have something to look forward to )

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    Quote Originally Posted by koba View Post
    Females under about 25 tend to be somewhat mentally unstable in my experiance.
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    Just like baseball....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    50+ cos they are sooooo grateful!
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    If she's over 50 you already have one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shafty View Post
    If theres's grass on the infield - batter up!
    Grass gets old, and theres plenty that can be done about it.

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    make myself feel so much better!
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    Forget age.... let's look at statistics instead.

    10% of men like women with big legs,
    10% of men like women with slender legs,
    the other 80% prefer something inbetween.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by paddy View Post
    17 is definitely prime, but last I checked 25 and 30 weren't. Wait, that's probably not what you meant... :-)
    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    A prime age for a woman?

    2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101...

    Oh wait, I guess I misread the question...
    That's so sad, we're talking about chicks and you guys are thinking of maths.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gammaguy View Post
    30's,no question.

    im biased
    For making babies, yes. women are at their prime at about 30-35.
    Men is about 18-23, BUT!
    We have evolved from just mating havent we?

    so there are a lot of other things to consider.

    And yeah i agree with all of you on the "teenagers are mentaly unstable". hormones play a huge roll there and its not the persons fault.
    But most of them grow out of it


    as for 17 as prime age for women?

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    Quote Originally Posted by koba View Post
    Females under about 25 tend to be somewhat mentally unstable in my experiance.

    Oh, cos they are SO much more balanced over 25...? Afraid they can spin out over (seemingly) nothing at any age there mate...

    I reckon a woman with the mindset of one in her thirties, with the body of an 18 yr old would be pretty special.

    Like most blokes I suspect we were pretty crap at picking potential at high school, amazing how spunky some of the ones you never noticed become by their thirties, wheras the school hotties are usually fat slags with a tribe of kids by that age...
    Where's that fucking spanner...

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