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    "I dreamed a dream....."
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    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    And with a mighty sweep of his arm.....lo the harbour seas parted...and the bikers went forth!
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    "and we'll be going down that road over there. What? Other side? Oh."
    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    The cupboard is open - I'm stepping out... I RIDE A HONDA AND I AM PROUD!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    The cupboard is open - I'm stepping out... I RIDE A HONDA AND I AM PROUD!
    I ride Honda, hear me roar.......! (in numbers too big to ignore.....)
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    So here we go!! I think it is that way.

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    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    "Please folks lets deal with the serious issues.... now,Do you or do you not think this arm is shorter than the Other one!"
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