Cop Jokes

[peasea]

It's prolly true for most piggies in Auckland too!

Don't forget the 'naki!

[Skyryder]

Only a cop would have sex in a cop car...........and get caught.

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The rookie cop walks into the station all proud.

Desk Sergent looks him up and down as says "where's ya collar."

Rookie cop looks a bit puzzled. Collar?? Ya never said nothing about a collar. Ya told me to go out and get a bust. She got away but here's the bra.


Skyryder






Skyryder

[ready4whatever]

Once a cop pulled over ready4whatever aka ****** for speeding, he was real pissed, he got out and knocked the pigs head in. Falling to the ground the cop dropped his speed detector, it reads 378 km/h from the speed of his fist.

[huff3r]

Once a cop pulled over ready4whatever aka Tony Gardner for speeding, he was real pissed, he got out and knocked the pigs head in. Falling to the ground the cop dropped his speed detector, it reads 378 km/h from the speed of his fist.

Wow, that really is a joke!

[ready4whatever]

Wow, that really is a joke!

yep whole point of thread lol

[Cr1MiNaL]

bump cop bashing - what uve always wanted !

[Dean]

When I was young I walked up to a officer in shiny uniform, looking up with beading eyes I shrugged on his leg, he looks down, I said "Mr officer why does everyone call you a pig?" He replies "Well there are people that hate us for making the world a better place just like jesus what he taught was the truth but people hated him" I said " bro you talk some shit aye".

[Grubber]

A Priest walks up to a little boy sitting by the gutter."What ya doin little fella"
The boy replies "stirring a bowl of shit". Astonished by the answer the Priest says "what ya gonna do with it?" Little boy replies " I'm gonna make a priest out of it". Absolutely gobsmacked by the reply he decides to phone the local police to sort this little guy out.
Mr Plod turns up and asks the boy what he thinks hes doing. Little boy says in a rather nasty manner" I'm stirring a bowl of shit you wanker" The cop says to him "and i suppose your going to tell me that your going to make a policeman out of it are you?" With that the little boy looks longingly into the bowl of shit and says "na...not enough shit"

[scumdog]

Can I start a BMP joke thread??