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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    I wonder why the women here are so ugly?
    I've never had anything but compliments since my sex change.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    but Kiwi women are among the world's ugliest."
    must be all the imports

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwirach83 View Post
    It's because we're all descended from hard-ass farmers.
    I think you might be right. rather than genetics i think its just how 'they' present themselves. some have looked pretty average but when they clean themselves up and actually try to look stunning they do. dont get my wrong though, theres stunning girls here just like everywhere. what about saudi arabia? they dont even show their faces! so they dont even know what they look like, so cant judge.
    Thats whats up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    I wonder why the women here are so ugly?
    Hmm, I wonder if hone harawira could help us on this point.
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    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ready4whatever View Post
    rather than genetics i think its just how 'they' present themselves.
    what, with a fat arse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingcr250 View Post
    all the hot girls in hamilton must be in hiding, or maybe they are just avoiding me ha ha ha
    That's because they're all either in the Maternity Ward at Waikato Hospital either giving birth or recovering from it, or at home looking after the baby. The best time to spot them is between 10am and 3pm and your local mall. I hope you don't mind baggage!
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    New Zealand women are not ugly!

    I repeat: "NEW ZEALAND WOMEN ARE NOT UGLY" Sorry for shouting but I stand by "our" girls! (unfortunately, standing by, is all I'm good for these days. )

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    Im happy as a bug in his rug wiv my Missus StoneY

    She was marshaling wivTrudes and Foxee and there seemed to be a foot traffic jam thereabouts..... I had to call everyone in form that bottom corner, sheesh!
    Just ride.

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    Bullshit

    Kiwi women are the hottest on earth!

    Wellington is overflowing with em!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Kiwi women are the hottest on earth!

    Wellington is overflowing with em!!!
    We are still not buying that bloody step through thing in the window CFWB!
    And stop sending Missus StoneY unsolicited discount vouchers!



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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    That's because they're all either in the Maternity Ward at Waikato Hospital either giving birth or recovering from it, or at home looking after the baby. The best time to spot them is between 10am and 3pm and your local mall. I hope you don't mind baggage!
    Yeah but, thats YOUR type of hot women
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneY View Post
    Im happy as a bug in his rug wiv my Missus StoneY

    She was marshaling wivTrudes and Foxee and there seemed to be a foot traffic jam thereabouts..... I had to call everyone in form that bottom corner, sheesh!
    OI...so it was you that made them all go away....the sexy trio where having soooo much fun on that cornor tooo....geez

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    Best looking chicks per sq. metre has got to be Perth WA It's when they open their mouth and talk that it all turns to custard.


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