Strippers

**SixPackBack** · 27th November 2009, 05:53

After watching the side_achingly_funny spectacle of two mates being whipped and publicly humiliated on stage at a Fort street strip joint, I arrived home at 4 a.m to Mrs sixpack sitting bolt up right in bed, she opened with- "have you been to a strip club"......non to happy she was, it took a full hour of cajoling before I got the jiggy

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Why do chicks hate strippers?........And who else suffers the same fate after watching a strip joint?....Should I have lied?

Oh and the two gents in question are high profile KBers....Don't ask who, what happens at strip joints, stays at strip joints [ladies check your men for welts, that leather belt must have left a mark]

**p.dath** · 27th November 2009, 06:47

My woman doesn't mind, and I wouldn't care if she went to a show either (not that there is a lot for woman to go to these days).

**White trash** · 27th November 2009, 07:12

I had a partner that had no problem with me attending the clubs, untill one night I came home with pody paint on my hands. Then she chucked a right spaz.

I think it's a matter of knowing what your partner's comfortable with, and respecting that view.

**Mully** · 27th November 2009, 07:31

Miss Mully is fine with it

To me, it's like going to a restaurant where you can't eat the food.

**DMCD** · 27th November 2009, 07:44

Ms DMCD doesn't have a problem in fact the issue I have is trying to get her to not go with us.

**coffeejunkie** · 27th November 2009, 07:52

Originally Posted by DMCD

Ms DMCD doesn't have a problem in fact the issue I have is trying to get her to not go with us.

Your Misses sounds like my kind of girl

My man too has the problem of leaving me at home when he goes.....WHY should i be left at home, I don't like to miss out, lol

**rachprice** · 27th November 2009, 08:10

Yeah I have been to a few strippers in my time....sometimes unknowingly walk into a bar with a bunch of guys, me going whats this place?? sometimes just for a laugh (in saying that, fuck can they do some incredible things!)

But yeah I guess its like porn as well.....I couldn't care less

You cant honestly expect someone to never look at another human being in a sexual way just because they are with you, just because they look doesn't mean anything, they are with you, they chose you!

But then I dunno I don't seem to be the majority, I find other girls hitting on the guy Im with kinda funny. They are with me and I trust them not to cheat and even if they did, all the worrying in the world wont change whether they would or not!

**crazyhorse** · 27th November 2009, 08:16

Its not so nice when they do cheat and then you start to suspect the worse. However, there are codes of ettiquette at strip joints, but once burned.......

But yes, we have both been to strippers too

**scumdog** · 27th November 2009, 08:17

CB (normajeane) doesn't give a fat-rats about me being at strip joints, even lap dancers don't phase her, I guess she's well adjusted, secure and self-confident.

**Ragingrob** · 27th November 2009, 08:18

Couple of weekends' time my mate and his girl are heading to the UK so are having a leaving party night out kinda thing.

He's hitting the piss with all the guys, she's partying it up with all the girls, and the two groups are planning to meet up later at Showgirls... They're obviously up for it!

**crazyhorse** · 27th November 2009, 08:18

I believe that does alot of difference

**Motoracer** · 27th November 2009, 08:23

I was in a business trip in Hamburg and if you know Germany a little bit, Hamburg is where its at for red light district. I should really tell this story in a proper jucy way for full enjoyment but I can't be arsed plus I dont have enough free time.

Long story short, I got "conned" into going into the strip club by an old bouncer dude who offered me a "free" beer. I can honestly say that I am happy with my Mrs and I wasn't looking for any thing more than a bit of a perv maybe..

As soon as I got my free beer, an old looking skanky lady sat down next to me and asked me to buy her a drink. Then at the same moment, (it was timmed more accurately than a swiss clock) the waitress also looked at my face. So I was like.. uhhhh.. yea.... So the old skank got her little cocktail drink that she didn't even touch. Then I started talking to her to the best of my abilities in order to show respect and no sexual interest (no really, its the truth!). Eventually when she offered more, (strip, fuck, suck) I politely declined. Then she smiled and signaled her mates. The waitress came in again in a rude abrupt way and said "heres the bill!!". I looked at it with great astoundment and to my surprise, the beer was €5 and not free. The real surprise was that the drink I "bought" for the skank was €300!!! In any ones idea, that is big money. Heck, you could get an Ohlins steering damper for that easily in ebay!

Then I had to step my foot down and it was time for "no more Mr nice guy". I said, I ain't paying that for shit!, I will call my lawer, I will call the police, I will bring hell to you and turn this joint upside down etc etc. So I pretended to call the laywer and actually called my GF and asked her to call the police as a back up.

After intence negotiations and nasty threats, the bill for the cocktail came down to €50 from 300. The cops eventually turned up and they were surprised that I got away with paying so "less". Anywhoo, after the ordeal was over, I called the Mrs again to say its all over. To my "surprise" the real trouble was just about to start.

I got some pretty intense texts and phone calls etc for the next 3 days and then I, Mr. damage control specialist managed to bring order and harmoney back into it all.

Am I allowed to step into a strip club again with out the company of my Mrs or other good guy mates? NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am I allowed to do it with mates or with her, I think so... So I am pretty lucky to have a highly understanding and open minded woman.

**scissorhands** · 27th November 2009, 08:45

A bisexual girl flatmate at my home, took me to a strip club she was shagging strippers at.

At home she like started bumping her tits into me, and kept bumping till she moved out 2 months later as that house was sold.

**ManDownUnder** · 27th November 2009, 08:54

Originally Posted by SixPackBack

Should I have lied?

LOL errrr no. Observing clothes being stripped off is one thing - being involved in stripping away trust... quite another

**rachprice** · 27th November 2009, 08:55

Originally Posted by crazyhorse

Its not so nice when they do cheat and then you start to suspect the worse. However, there are codes of ettiquette at strip joints, but once burned.......

But yes, we have both been to strippers too

Oh yeah I know! I have been cheated on before too and its bullshit but you cant tar everyone with the same brush....everyone is different!