An American, Irishman, Pom and a Kiwi are drinking at a pub.
The American raises his glass, and announces: "Where I come from, we have so many glasses, we never drink from the same one twice." And he hurls his glass into the fireplace.
The Irishman, not to be outdone, grabs the whisky bottle from the bar. "Where I come from, we have so much whisky, we never drink from the same bottle twice!" And he hurls the bottle into the fireplace.
The Pom, then asks the kiwi "well what is it you are going to do then?"
The Kiwi looks calmly at the men, then pulls out a gun and shoots them all dead.
"Where I come from, we have so many tourists, we never drink with the same ones twice."

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