Meat-free Monday

**AllanB** · 4th December 2009, 21:30

Sir Paul needs a good old venison pie from Hilliers or a smokey pork one from Hilmorton Bakery.

**rainman** · 4th December 2009, 22:06

Originally Posted by AllanB

Sir Paul needs a good old venison pie from Hilliers or a smokey pork one from Hilmorton Bakery.

He'd probably enjoy that. Just not on a Monday... You know, Meatless Mondays? Leaves the rest of the week to eat other stuff. Here's a challenge: plan and cook yourself a really nice veggo meal. With a small bit of effort you'll see that nice food does not only mean food containing meat.

Anyway I suspect the "food miles" involved in a lot of local pies would be quite low. Won't talk about he fat content though...

**James Deuce** · 4th December 2009, 22:13

Vego meals are disquietingly unsatisfying. They are exactly like the act of sexual congress without the exclamation point.

**98tls** · 4th December 2009, 22:15

Fill the fuckers mouth with whatever you want,just keep it full so i dont ever have to hear another lame song from him or for that matter the others of THAT band.Was crap then and its only got worse.

**Sidewinder** · 4th December 2009, 22:20

dont say meat free monday in a whore house or gay bar

**F5 Dave** · 4th December 2009, 22:31

Originally Posted by 98tls

Fill the fuckers mouth with whatever you want,just keep it full so i dont ever have to hear another lame song from him or for that matter the others of THAT band.Was crap then and its only got worse.

Don't stop there, the Eagles were crap old man music too.

**HenryDorsetCase** · 4th December 2009, 23:00

Originally Posted by F5 Dave

Don't stop there, the Eagles were crap old man music too.

thus proving that both you, and mr TL know fuck all about cooking, diet or music. Good to know.

**F5 Dave** · 4th December 2009, 23:10

Talentless skiffle band

Sorry I'm in my forties so my music taste is probably full of noise that is too hard for you to understand the words.

[shakes his cane] They're all screaming. Youth of today etc etc.

**Forest** · 5th December 2009, 00:23

Paul calls the family together for a family conference:

"Well kids, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news"

"The bad news is that your mum passed away this morning. I'm really sorry - the Doctors did all they could, but they weren't able to keep her going"

"But the good news is we'll be having steak and chips for tea"

**Usarka** · 5th December 2009, 07:38

Fuck that I just bought a big fat angus scotch fillet and I'm going to scoff it bloody on Monday.

You are what you eat. Cows eat grass. Work it out Sir Shoulda-gotta-prenup.

**Jantar** · 5th December 2009, 07:46

Originally Posted by rainman

..... Here's a challenge: plan and cook yourself a really nice veggo meal. With a small bit of effort you'll see that nice food does not only mean food containing meat.....

Ok, I've tried the planning bit. But every meal I've thought about without any meat ends up just being an empty plate.

A meal just isn't complete without a bit of dead animal on the plate.

Edit: Problem solved. My wife has suggested surf and turf with the steak.