If I was Tiger Woods

**Reckless** · 10th December 2009, 10:45

Originally Posted by EgliHonda

The real question is did he root his wife's twin sister...?

Yeh he did the sister thing, Went for two holes in one, why wouldn't he LOL!!!

BTW he's probably written a book and this is all a set up so he sells heaps of copies to the gossips wanting to know if he really did it or not LOL!!!!

**merv** · 10th December 2009, 13:37

In America there is bound to be at least a conspiracy involved from:

1. Those that don't want him beating the record of Jack Nicklaus. There's bound to be some big betting money on that.

2. The white Southerners that don't like a black fellah rooting white chicks.

3. Black fellahs that don't like their bro' rooting white hoes.

**Karl08** · 10th December 2009, 14:05

Originally Posted by merv

In America there is bound to be at least a conspiracy involved from:

1. Those that don't want him beating the record of Jack Nicklaus. There's bound to be some big betting money on that.

2. The white Southerners that don't like a black fellah rooting white chicks.

3. Black fellahs that don't like their bro' rooting white hoes.

I can hear Rev Al Sharpton warming up his voice, Spike Lee will make a movie about it, and Homeland security will link it all to Osama (who, as I understand has a great putt- except when Achmed keeps making chicken noises to put him off)

.....No wait, forget all that- Hone will comment!

**AllanB** · 10th December 2009, 14:13

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

I would give the world the finger and retire...

I understand he has been trying to give at least half of the world (the females) 'the finger'........

He may lose a couple of major sponsor over all this, however he is sure to pick up a new one - I suspect Viagara is already talking to his manager

"Viagara - it gives Tiger wood"

"Viagara - strong enough to go 18 holes"

"Viagara - crack out your iron"

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 10th December 2009, 14:33

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

If I was Tiger Woods

I wouldn't be on a motorcycle forum worrying about it all...

**wbks** · 10th December 2009, 15:13

Originally Posted by AllanB

I understand he has been trying to give at least half of the world (the females) 'the finger'........

He may lose a couple of major sponsor over all this, however he is sure to pick up a new one - I suspect Viagara is already talking to his manager

"Viagara - it gives Tiger wood"

"Viagara - strong enough to go 18 holes"

"Viagara - crack out your iron"

"Viagara - crack out your iron" must spread rep lol

**vifferman** · 10th December 2009, 17:41

Originally Posted by AllanB

He may lose a couple of major sponsor over all this

Wol, that's jest fekt, but prolly troooooo....

Blardy hypocritical bible-bashing Mrkns. He's just doing what most red-blooded horndogs'd do iffen they had the opportunity. But the silly fecker got caught.

**ukusa** · 10th December 2009, 18:00

I reckon he deserves a medal

**nothingflash** · 10th December 2009, 19:16

Originally Posted by AllanB

I understand he has been trying to give at least half of the world (the females) 'the finger'........

He may lose a couple of major sponsor over all this, however he is sure to pick up a new one - I suspect Viagara is already talking to his manager

"Viagara - it gives Tiger wood"

"Viagara - strong enough to go 18 holes"

"Viagara - crack out your iron"

Viagra - looking for a stiffer shaft?

**Tank** · 10th December 2009, 19:23

Sponsored by Durex.

Keeping you covered when playing the back nine.

**nothingflash** · 10th December 2009, 19:35

Golf is like aids... one bad hole and you're fucked.

**wbks** · 10th December 2009, 22:09

Originally Posted by nothingflash

Golf is like aids... one bad hole and you're fucked.

Tiger should be more careful with his putter then! A pornstar?

**Karl08** · 11th December 2009, 07:39

I am amazed, given the plethora of social networking sites, video sharing sites, blogs etc- that Tiger thought he would keep it all quiet.

The human ego can be a powerful blinder of common sense.

**Mikkel** · 11th December 2009, 08:25

Originally Posted by Karl08

I am amazed, given the plethora of social networking sites, video sharing sites, blogs etc- that Tiger thought he would keep it all quiet.

The human ego can be a powerful blinder of common sense.

Ego?

More likely just naivety, maybe he thought that he was screwing decent people...