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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    "Bishop Brian"?
    That's SOOO last week!
    He's "the you beaut divine holiness" now, isn't he??
    He is a "king" now.

    Dunno if it is "fucKING lying cunt" or "fucKING con-artist" though.
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    All reminds me of a cartoon I saw once with a young boy asking his dad "Daddy do you think God knows we don't believe in him?"

    Anyways, debate is good. Massdebate is probably preferred amongst many on here, but I'll leave that for others.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    Coincidence that Bishop Brian signed up 700 sons just before Christmas
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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    Why are churches always full of kiddie fiddlers?
    because people who think the world was created in a week aren't often the soundest of minds

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    The Christian appropriation of the Northern mid-winter festival (whether you want to call it Yule or Saturnalia) has merely been a temporary aberration....
    I was going to say that.
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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    Excellent 15minute bit about the origins of most religions

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHiuaGJ46zo

    Its a 110minute movie called Zietgeist for free on youtube, the first 15minutes specifically about religion
    Churches are monuments to self importance

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    I was going to say that.
    Glad to be of service...

    Can I also say, that down here we should ditch Christmas and have a proper mid-winter piss-up in June.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    Excellent 15minute bit about the origins of most religions

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHiuaGJ46zo

    Its a 110minute movie called Zietgeist for free on youtube, the first 15minutes specifically about religion
    A real conspirator doesn't believe a conspiracy movie at face value you know.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Badjelly View Post
    Anyway, there's probably no God, or god, or gods. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.
    I live by the "blackadder phylosophy". if there are such places (Tui) then heaven is full of tea totalers and saints, where as hell is full of pros, rockstars and anyone who knows how to have fun! where would you rather end up
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    The Christian appropriation of the Northern mid-winter festival (whether you want to call it Yule or Saturnalia) has merely been a temporary aberration....
    Temporary? I guess, considering what's coming to religion...

    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    I live by the "blackadder phylosophy". if there are such places (Tui) then heaven is full of tea totalers and saints, where as hell is full of pros, rockstars and anyone who knows how to have fun! where would you rather end up
    Don't believe everything you hear about heaven and hell... Most of it was brought in from Pagan religions to keep Christians in line and is a load of bollocks...

    (Like Xmas..)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Temporary? I guess, considering what's coming to religion...



    Don't believe everything you hear about heaven and hell... Most of it was brought in from Pagan religions to keep Christians in line and is a load of bollocks...

    (Like Xmas..)
    lol, blame everything that liberated, modern, post christian societies are growing to hate, on the pagans (which effectively means every religion apart from "our own")

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    ASA basic prinicpals #3
    Advertisements should not portray people in a manner which, taking into account generally prevailing community standards, is reasonably likely to cause serious or widespread offence on the grounds of their gender; race; colour; ethnic or national origin; age; cultural, religious, political or ethical belief; sexual orientation; marital status; family status; education; disability; occupational or employment status.
    guess that explains why theres no relegious advertising round the place, and personally I have no problem with the bus ones either, though its a good thing they used the word probably!
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    How about this for a thought...

    "We are God, 'cause only we can create the idea of his existence in our holy brains"
    Quote Originally Posted by FlangMaster
    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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