Free room and food in return for cleaning

**Tank** · 10th December 2009, 00:19

Need cleaning done in advance as last flatmate let it get away from her a little.

oh - and if you are going to apply it would help if you are hot - Im kinda fussy.

This is where I do all my KB work:

Bed:

I look forward to your applications.

**2wheeldrifter** · 10th December 2009, 05:49

Good luck dude...

think your better off asking for sexual favors in return for free rent etc

**Genie** · 10th December 2009, 05:55

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

Good luck dude...

think your better off asking for sexual favors in return for free rent etc

either get the fire brigade in to high pressure hose the place, the army to blow it up or hire a bulldozer and flatten it. actually, better still, burnt the place down, claim insurance.

And yuk, what frightens me is people actually do live in hovels like that. yikky!!!

**The Pastor** · 10th December 2009, 20:38

How the fuck did u get into my house!

**hayd3n** · 11th December 2009, 22:31

Originally Posted by renegade master

How the fuck did u get into my house!

the door was wedged open with cigarettes

**Laxi** · 11th December 2009, 22:36

stylin flat man! I love it!

classic

**steel001** · 11th December 2009, 22:36

Good to see you have the ironing board out mate...I fucken hate wrinkled shirts too

**Movistar** · 11th December 2009, 22:43

I like the red stains down the OUTSIDE of the toilet bowl, and the urine stains in the bath...

I remember the days...

The best part is all the maggots living under the takeaway pile(s), mmmmm, yummy.

Used to really impress the girls too....

I always used to blame it on the flatemates, 'cause it was always their fault....

**sinfull** · 11th December 2009, 22:53

Originally Posted by Movistar

I like the red stains down the OUTSIDE of the toilet bowl, and the urine stains in the bath...

I remember the days...

OMG you used to piss in the bath and use the shitter as leverage to get the grapes to pop back in too ?
Had a mate like that, wierd !!

**Pussy** · 11th December 2009, 22:55

Originally Posted by sinfull

OMG you used to piss in the bath and use the shitter as leverage to get the grapes to pop back in too ?
Had a mate like that, wierd !!

Bugger off, Bill... I'm not THAT wierd!

**sinfull** · 11th December 2009, 23:00

Originally Posted by Pussy

Bugger off, Bill... I'm not THAT wierd!

Yes you are, you'll do shit like jump on ya bike at 6 am to ride in the rain for two hours and join up with some silly coast to coast ride thats happening !

**gatch** · 11th December 2009, 23:02

Wowee.

Those are some sick pics you found on the net right ?

**Movistar** · 12th December 2009, 11:22

Originally Posted by sinfull

OMG you used to piss in the bath and use the shitter as leverage to get the grapes to pop back in too ?

It was all good until we used the bath as an ice box to keep the beer cold (put the bottles of beer in, add lots of ice and water) and the regulars would walk into the bathroom gased and piss all over the beer.
Still, at least the caps were still on the bottles. Just wipe the neck of the bottle on your shirt, pop the cap and down the hatch!

**cc rider** · 16th December 2009, 21:06

Tank, I feel the blantant use of product placement clearly shows that you have been heavily sponsored and therefore may attract the wrong sort of applicants. You don't want no snooty, yuppy upstarts lodging with you now....do you!!?!

**FJRider** · 16th December 2009, 21:16

Originally Posted by cc rider

Tank, I feel the blantant use of product placement clearly shows that you have been heavily sponsored and therefore may attract the wrong sort of applicants. You don't want no snooty, yuppy upstarts lodging with you now....do you!!?!

Clearly the lack of use of said product ... has put him in this predicament ...