Christmas songs

**Trudes** · 14th December 2009, 12:02

As a rule I generally HATE Christmas music, with a vengeance, especially before December the 1st (even then, December 25 is soon enough!)

BUT...... there are a few songs I do like:
Last Christmas by Wham
Happy Christmas (War Is Over) by John Lennon and Yoko Ono
Christmas Time by Bryan Adams
When A Child is Born, I like Billy T James' version... and A Maori Christmas.
Fairytale of New York by The Pogues
Do They Know It's Christmas Time by Band Aid

So who has some songs they can handle at Christmas time?

**Fatt Max** · 14th December 2009, 12:18

Cant beat Santa Clause You C**t, Where's my Fucking Bike

Me gran likes that one as well.....

**Stirts** · 14th December 2009, 12:29

This one is extremely appropriate for the festive season....

On the first day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the second day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the third day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Three Large Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Large Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Large Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Large Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Large Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven punnets of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Large Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven punnets of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Large Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven punnets of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Large Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven punnets of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Large Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Twelve bags of Mylanta,
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven punnets of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Large Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

**Tank** · 14th December 2009, 12:31

The No1 Christmas hit from the UK in 1993.

**Trudes** · 14th December 2009, 12:35

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Cant beat Santa Clause You C**t, Where's my Fucking Bike

Me gran likes that one as well.....

So you'd like this one too?

**george formby** · 14th December 2009, 12:38

"Mommy's blowing santa underneath the Christmas tree" is one of my fav's.
On a more serious note, if I walk into wolfworths & hear I'm dreaming of a white christmas again, I will probably go off the deep end & start frissbeeing frozen pizza's about. FFS, it's 27 degrees here & high humidity, I'm only in the shop to cool off.

**kiwifruit** · 14th December 2009, 12:39

**Trudes** · 14th December 2009, 12:42

Here's one for Madness, happy Christmas!!

**Trudes** · 14th December 2009, 12:54

Ummm Fruity, I don't know what kind of Christmas you have at your house, but how is that second song a Christmas song?

**martybabe** · 14th December 2009, 12:56

Christmas is officially not happening in the Martybabe household until this song is heard. One year we will not hear it on the radio then we will be buggered but it ain't happened yet.

Then there's this, reminds me of Christmases gone by when my kids called it Chicken Tika and I longed for Agnetha in a stocking or two.

**Trudes** · 14th December 2009, 13:12

hahahaha Chicken Tika!! I like that song too.

**MisterD** · 14th December 2009, 13:44

Christmas is for Glam Rock...saw the Nodster on Sky TV from the UK this morning and now I feel Christmassy

**Insanity_rules** · 14th December 2009, 14:17

My Fav

**Lilly2w** · 14th December 2009, 14:58

I think I hate this song, but I'm always humming it at Christmas, and even during the normal rest of the year! it just pops into my head, like the rocky theme. I must secretly love it.