Thats a fucking big lie you old gitOriginally Posted by Fatt Max
an average banana is 3" long which means your dongle is growing inwards
Bloody hell he writes some shit on here. glad I have sent him out to buy me some wine.
L-Plate Rider
Thats a fucking big lie you old git
an average banana is 3" long which means your dongle is growing inwards
Bloody hell he writes some shit on here. glad I have sent him out to buy me some wine.
Whip it, whip it good!
sem fiddy pilot
The definition of endless love.....
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis
Member, sem fiddy appreciation society
NEDWN VIII
I thought it was ''I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone''?
One, two free, floor!
no no - I can see Claire E now...
Claire Ecclestone from down the corner, the young thing with big knockers....
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One, two free, floor!
Sorry but I have to leap to his defence on that one... you are well out of order...
(he writes MOST of the shit on here)
....and exit - stage left!
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NEDWN VIII
Thats very subtle but.........I get it!!.....
One, two free, floor!
Subtle? Fuck off - she's an animal... so I'm err told...Thats very subtle but.........I get it!!.....
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NEDWN VIII
I hear his next song is a twist on the 'Men at Work' classic....Sorry but I have to leap to his defence on that one... you are well out of order...
(he writes MOST of the shit on here)
....and exit - stage left!
'I come from a ManDownUnder'.....
NEDWN VIII
An animal with big tits?.....mmmmmm maybe a Cow?
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
As weird as this might sound, a girl from my teenage years just popped into my head. XXXX Muncie.
Now General Motors made a very good gearbox they dubbed the 'Muncie' and XXXX had, by all accounts, (not from my experience, you understand) a liking for the pleasures of the flesh.
It was sorta natural that she became known as XXXX Muncie, four-speed box.
A different animal, a different time, as I said it just popped into my head, sorry.
Scotsman on a German
I've always wondered - how do folks that need glasses find them every morning?
In space, no one can smell your fart.
One, two free, floor!
Almost always with their feet or something equally damaging...
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The instructions are simple...
*CRUNCH!!*...."It's all right, dear. You can stop looking. I've found them"
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Mad nagging bitch!
Reminds of me of one of my sons...at the age of 5 we discovered he was shortsighted and needed glasses. He was a lovely kid...but none too bright.
The optician told him that he really needed to look after his glasses and put them in a safe place when he wasn't wearing them. A story that was often repeated by me...
After 3 weeks his glasses were in for repair for the 4th time. The optician kindly said "His eyesight is not really that bad, I think we'll leave the glasses in the meantime and just keep a check on him"
The safe place that he had put them...under the mat at the back door!
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
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