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  1. 19th December 2009, 22:08 #1
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    Don't laugh...

    A few months ago ,, the NZ police decided that they wanted my licence more than i did.....
    So off to court i went....
    Got a wee fine,, and a 6 month walk....
    My job involse a lot of driving...
    So i was a bit stuck.......
    So off to OZ i go...
    thought i could pull a swifty over here and get a licence..
    Nup... cant.......
    Bought a a pushbike.... but where i live is very hilly.. and it dont like going up hills.....
    So i bought a pushbike with a motor in it..
    1 and half horse power of brught power..
    ported it out.. and run it on methanol.. goes a lot better..
    just doesnt stop to good........
    riding something slow isnt that bad accually

    i have found.. 2 $10 notes... a cell phone...and a few screwdrivers and spanners...
    just go to watch fast dogs... seem to enjoy chasing pushies.....

    BTW.. anyone know what sort of motor this is
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    And that is the honest truth your honour..
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  2. 20th December 2009, 06:43 #2
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    That almost looks like something off our pocket bikes or off a scrub cutter... It'll be some cheap chinese thing almost certainly. Sucks to not have a license I bet...
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  3. 20th December 2009, 07:38 #3
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    Not sure of the motor, but you better get a new tyre before you're pulled up for that, too...
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  4. 20th December 2009, 07:43 #4
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    And something is not right with the top of your carby too...
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    you need a new rear tyre.
    Ive run out of fucks to give
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil View Post
    you need a new rear tyre.
    We are very concerned about those chicken strips Kev

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    I suspect it is also a 'Motrax' and you have the previous version to this one:

    http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Cycl...-260175720.htm
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    What a crack up
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    Hehe,top speed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Everlasting View Post
    Hehe,top speed?
    Hopefully ... faster than a Doberman ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Hopefully ... faster than a Doberman ....
    you dont need to be faster than the doberman just faster than the guy beside you
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    you dont need to be faster than the doberman just faster than the guy beside you


    but if you can't outrun the doberman,you will surely get bitten or you may crash..?
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    if you are a disquailified driver

    you cant use anything motordriven on the road end of story
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    ^Well that's ended his plan then!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimichelle View Post
    you cant use anything motordriven on the road end of story
    He IS in Aussie - isn't he?

    Maybe they have a different idea what constitutes a vehicle - but I doubt it!
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