"beastly" what sort of soft cock word is that to be using, gatchOriginally Posted by gatch
You don't hate christmas then
I do, its fuckin beastly.
my folks had that happen...the cops never did catch the bastard
Zombies Are Just Misunderstood
"beastly" what sort of soft cock word is that to be using, gatchYou don't hate christmas then
I do, its fuckin beastly.
my folks had that happen...the cops never did catch the bastard
2 weird 2 live, 2 rare 2 die.
We love entendres..Santa is meant to be fat and jolly, yet comes into your house via a chimney.
Christmas logic fail.
Did you mean that in a dirty way? Coz that's what I thought of
CC what can I say, I am soft. You've seen.."beastly" what sort of soft cock word is that to be using, gatch
my folks had that happen...the cops never did catch the bastard
Zombies Are Just Misunderstood
Mmm! Yes I did enjoy the peek, gatch....but I would have said a little hard actually
2 weird 2 live, 2 rare 2 die.
I'm glad we cleared this upMmm! Yes I did enjoy the peek, gatch....but I would have said a little hard actually
Zombies Are Just Misunderstood
well it was getting a little sticky....I'm glad we cleared this up
2 weird 2 live, 2 rare 2 die.
Well, you did make a mess. I did say there should have been plastic on the furniture..well it was getting a little sticky....
Zombies Are Just Misunderstood
I know you wanted plastic...but like I said...it's no good without oil.
and who made a mess
oh....yeah....we did. hehe!
The magic is in the rubbing.
I hate:
Reality TV, people who pronounce "wh" as "hwh", ignorant people, cake-faced whores, old women that reek of perfume, old men that dye their hair, "faded" jeans with white ass patches, religious fanatics, "The Secret", bald men in sports cars, boy racers, girl racers, telemarketers, Jehovahs Witnesses, GreenPeace street recruiters, hugely fat people with fat kids, ques, co-workers that smell bad, mundane office jobs, cricket commentry turned up loud at the pub, people who chew with their goddamn mouth open, people who smoke near me, chewing gum on my shoe or on my seat, people with loud ipods on the train, hip hop culture, dance clubs, taggers, road cyclists in ass defining lycra shorts, slow drivers, fast drivers, skanks in tight pants, sleazy guys in buttoned down chest-hair displaying satin shirts, mens moisturizer and cleanser, nail salons with nail "technicians", metrosexuality, men with a mid-life crisis who cheat on their wives, women with a mid life crisis who cheat on their husbands, supermarket music, gambling, smoking, littering, spit next to train station seats, people who talk loudly on their cellphone in public, pidgeon shit on park benches, those pull-tabs you get on ginger beer bottles, low rider cars doing circuits with techno dance party music blasting, goths, emos, wiggas, sluts, flamboyant gay people, misandrist lesbians, homewreckers, smelly taxi drivers, rude bus drivers, terrorists, con artists, snobs, hipsters, punks, fauxhawks, corporate dreadlocks, boat shoes, Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia, people who don't like cats, the mega-rich, James Bond, Indiana Jones, Hentai, anime, Dragon BallZ, basically any music with female vocals, Bret Michaels and that bullshit sick inducing crapfest show of his, Brooke Fraser and her big teethy mouth, P addicts, public toilets, myspace kids, Lindsay Hohan, Britney Shears and any other melodramatic mental case attention-whoring hollywood slutbag, too proud black people (Just the proud ones, not all black people) immigrants, outsourced indians on the HP helpdesk in Dubai, waiting on hold on the phone line, mega-breeders and their hyperactive kids, breastfeeding in public, promise breaking politicians who are full of shit, marketers, tomatoes, asparagus, dogshit,
But most of all FLEETWOOD MAC
fuck it i'm going to bed. Merry Christmas.
hahahaha....so much of this i can relate too.
NEDWN VIII
Why do people who have no less the 14 keys on thier key ring insist on jingling them while they walk around the fucken house!!
Oh and running out of toilet paper on Christmas day...
Po ta toes
That's why we wrap presents isn't it?Oh and running out of toilet paper on Christmas day...
NEDWN VIII
Have you got the picnic ready? Nigels waiting....
Forum whore
No actually Nigel should be WORKING
NEDWN VIII
I should have added that I personally dont use toilet paper (too 'gripy')...wet wipes are nicer for my booty...No actually Nigel should be WORKING
Forum whore
A delicate bootyI should have added that I personally dont use toilet paper (too 'gripy')...wet wipes are nicer for my booty...
Bloody honda riders
NEDWN VIII
You saying we're soft as shit?.....A delicate booty
Bloody honda riders
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