2010 KB Rally in the Catlins

**dangerous** · 26th December 2009, 10:51

and and and... dont forget the inbread southern catlans 3 breasted pigmy... they hide on corners and jump out in front of you right when you least expect it, like the snakes in Oz they grab on to ya bike and stay low till they are ready to pounce, they go for the left nostrel to hibernate for 2.5km's then they eat there way out of ya chest causing you bad intergestion, they grab ya key as you ride and jump back into the bush, leaving you with a slowing dead bike... this not the worst tho cos when the are hibernating they use ya ear wax to mass produce and later that night when you cark out at the rally they exit out ya eye balls and destroy all jappanese bikes leaving only the tyres... so be warned and dont forget this and other info cos the rally is a BLOODY YEAR AWAY

**FJRider** · 26th December 2009, 11:17

Originally Posted by dangerous

... so be warned and dont forget this and other info cos the rally is a BLOODY YEAR AWAY

Perhaps it may be a year before YOU get down there ... but I'm betting a few (other) KB'rs will be sneaking down for a look. At the site ... and the roads...

And a dam fine road it is too ...

**newbould** · 26th December 2009, 11:26

Originally Posted by FJRider

And being part of "The Southern Senic Highway" ... Campervans are now common as muck on the roads round there ... (excuse the pun)

and with a tendency to forget which side of the road to drive on. But apart from all that great little corner of NZ

**FJRider** · 26th December 2009, 11:28

Originally Posted by newbould

and with a tendency to forget which side of the road to drive on. But apart from all that great little corner of NZ

some (most) play it safe ... and take the middle route ...

**E Ashmore** · 26th December 2009, 22:33

Originally Posted by dangerous

and and and... dont forget the inbread southern catlans 3 breasted pigmy... they hide on corners and jump out in front of you right when you least expect it, like the snakes in Oz they grab on to ya bike and stay low till they are ready to pounce, they go for the left nostrel to hibernate for 2.5km's then they eat there way out of ya chest causing you bad intergestion, they grab ya key as you ride and jump back into the bush, leaving you with a slowing dead bike... this not the worst tho cos when the are hibernating they use ya ear wax to mass produce and later that night when you cark out at the rally they exit out ya eye balls and destroy all jappanese bikes leaving only the tyres... so be warned and dont forget this and other info cos the rally is a BLOODY YEAR AWAY

maybe you should stop doing tabs of LSD? or just stop drinking?

**JMemonic** · 26th December 2009, 23:00

Originally Posted by E Ashmore

maybe you should stop doing tabs of LSD? or just stop drinking?

Its alright they exist, but they are easily distracted by ginga's as their primary source of fun, not unlike Rodger.

**dangerous** · 27th December 2009, 09:24

Originally Posted by E Ashmore

maybe you should stop doing tabs of LSD? or just stop drinking?

Drugs are for fucking loosers mate, let me reasure you I was even sober when posting that... r/e/a/d

Originally Posted by JMemonic

Its alright they exist, but they are easily distracted by ginga's as their primary source of fun, not unlike Rodger.

why do you think I partly disise my self with a reseading hairline and silver goatie, I know the secret anti orange kid vigalanties exist... but they wont win, #1 may have failed his carrot topping but #2 is about to arive and when he does the ordenary bland non copper tops will be over rulled.

**E Ashmore** · 27th December 2009, 11:37

Originally Posted by dangerous

Drugs are for fucking loosers mate, let me reasure you I was even sober when posting that... r/e/a/d

i meant no offence in that comment

**Xaria** · 27th December 2009, 16:58

Originally Posted by FJRider

Perhaps it may be a year before YOU get down there ... but I'm betting a few (other) KB'rs will be sneaking down for a look. At the site ... and the roads...

And a dam fine road it is too ...

Hmmm... Might have to check out the road in the next few days . Well we were going to anyway, but now it is certain

**FJRider** · 27th December 2009, 17:05

Originally Posted by Xaria

Hmmm... Might have to check out the road in the next few days . Well we were going to anyway, but now it is certain

There are bits you'll want to go back and do again ... and again.

You may never want to leave ... Daffyd's still there ...

**KiwiPhoenix** · 27th December 2009, 19:23

I'm in for this!! Gives me enough time to save up for it!!

It's very possible I will be doing this road before this rally anyways..

**JMemonic** · 27th December 2009, 19:52

Originally Posted by dangerous

why do you think I partly disise my self with a reseading hairline and silver goatie, I know the secret anti orange kid vigalanties exist... but they wont win, #1 may have failed his carrot topping but #2 is about to arive and when he does the ordenary bland non copper tops will be over rulled.

Lol so you have a plan to rule the world then

, looks like the rest of us have been warned.