Evolution & The Scrotum

**Maha** · 27th December 2009, 20:49

Originally Posted by AllanB

Evolution & The Scrotum

God or Evolution – either belief ponder this:

Balls - I accept that they are hanging there as a design feature to aid cooling to keep the man-tadpoles at optimum temperature (ruined with wearing pants I might add). But being such a sensitive region of the male anatomy, would you not think that evolution or God would have adapted/designed us to the point where we could willfully suck them back into our pelvis region for protection. Or better yet some form of firm bone shield could slide down over them forming an amour shield.

Also why is this:

The human scrotum is proportionally small per body size compared to other mammals. How often have you noticed a dog half your body size with impressive balls, or stood in a paddock considering just what size Shoei helmet would fit over that bulls scrotum.

I think God got it right, I mean, what else was he going to do with the left over elbow skin?...make a little pouch for the lads!...

**98tls** · 27th December 2009, 20:51

Originally Posted by Monkeynz

Yes I can definitely think of a few. But also think of gravity and its effects,

True but hey,whilst there fun bags are becoming saddlebags our hairs fallin out and we dont see so good anymore so what the hell eh,long as you can still grab em then the more to grab the better.

**Monkeynz** · 27th December 2009, 20:55

Originally Posted by 98tls

True but hey,whilst there fun bags are becoming saddlebags our hairs fallin out and we dont see so good anymore so what the hell eh,long as you can still grab em then the more to grab the better.

yep too bloody right.

**oldrider** · 27th December 2009, 21:00

Originally Posted by Monkeynz

No but do wish they didn't have as much hair as they do.

Naturally hairy fannies are great! Waste of natural beauty all this trimming, ripping and tugging, leave them as they are, I reckon!

Yes, I agree, scrotum is a funny word but they are not funny when you have to sit on them, all scrunched up, for long periods riding your bike!

There should be a service where you can go and get them reduced as you get older and don't need them so much anymore!

Women have all these personal services for reducing or expanding things! Why not men?

Maybe Ulysses could become useful and instigate cut rates for tucked and tightened scrotum's for aged riders!

Maybe Winstone's Gold Card covers that, must make "discrete" enquiries!

Any scrotum tucking plastic surgeon's out there, looking for work?

There was a thread on KB a long time back, with cartoons of old men and there scrotum's tucked into their socks and sticking out of holes in them!

Bloody hilarious I thought at the time!

Not a good look for the immediate future for anyone my age though!

Oops, suddenly I feel a bit

**huff3r** · 27th December 2009, 21:12

Originally Posted by oldrider