Harley dickheads

**Laxi** · 29th December 2009, 00:02

Originally Posted by McJim

I pity the dyslexics....the word is pities!

did someone say titties?

**Insanity_rules** · 29th December 2009, 00:34

Originally Posted by Laxi

did someone say titties?

Titties?????????

Who's offering titties?

**Stickman** · 29th December 2009, 01:19

Interesting thread........I had a Tl and some "okay" Harley boys would get on the piss with me but not ride with me beause my bike was from Japan. Personally I don't give a fuck what bike people ride. I just like to ride.

**ItsTheHamma** · 29th December 2009, 02:12

Originally Posted by Johnny Fartpants

This is my first post....
So yesterday (Sunday) I'm doing a trip from Auckland to Hamilton to drop off
a package to a customer. I'm riding a near new 2009 (first registered) Honda
CB 1300 S. Pretty quick bike that loves eating up the road. Got my first speeding ticket in more than 10 years on it last week doing 130km going thru Meremere. Fair cop and all that. Cop informs me that they have a 10k grace limit "so if you keep it below 110 k's you won't get a ticket". Now keeping a bike like that below 110k's on a trip down SH1 is a drag and takes a lot of effort, but I like having a licence - and there are other roads where you can open them up. So on the return trip I'm coming along the top of the Bombays sitting exactly on 110 when up ahead I see 3 Hogs cruising along at about 95-100. I'm 46, so I have some idea of how the world works and I start thinking "I'm moving slightly faster than these guys and I will be catching up to them soon. What's the proceedure for passing a squadron of Harleys on a big fast Jap bike?". As I got closer I could make out they weren't accountant/lawyer types out playing on their new toys, but obviously hard core "Live to Ride" types with noisy noisy stupid pipes and high rise handle bars. Now if I hadn't been ticketed last week I would probably have blown by them at 140k's and not given it a second thought, but as I was trying desperately to stick to 110, I'm
starting to think "what's gonna happen when I slowly pass by them on my shiny red and white Honda?". So anyway I slowly cruise past them and carry on that long downhill run at the start of the southern motorway heading back into Auckland. By the time I get to Takanini traffic has started to thicken up a bit so I start to slow down. I check my mirrors and I see Hog Boy looming up. He passes by me in the slow lane gesturing wildly with his middle finger with his buddies in convoy. So I flip him the middle finger back and they all go off with their hand gestures. So I then give the Honda a little twist and blast past all 3 of them at 160k. By the time I slow back down they are nowhere to be seen. My thoughts on this whole episode would be.....

1) A large percentage (but of course not all) of Harley riders seem to be total morons.
2) What the fuck is their problem??
3) Riding a slow, ugly, noisy piece of shit does not make you King of the Road.
If you don't like being passed, buy a fuckin' Hyabusa.

Newbee Triumph Riders as well.....gay as mofo's

**ItsTheHamma** · 29th December 2009, 02:47

most of them can't ride to save themselves - it's all the image.....a rather stupid one....There are no Triumphs in Superbikes cos they are crap

**Elysium** · 29th December 2009, 04:18

Hmmm, not once in your story did you mention them waving so I say they're dickheads.

**Paul in NZ** · 29th December 2009, 05:20

Originally Posted by McJim

I pity the dyslexics....the word is pities!

Is it just me or is there is a cruel irony in making the word dyslexic so dificult to spell.

**Crasherfromwayback** · 29th December 2009, 06:47

Originally Posted by breakaway

Yep, seen Harley riders like that. Ape hangers, stupidly loud exhausts, absolute disregard for saftey, tailgating, and generally not riding to the conditions. They do it all. And they probably think they're hot shit.

Usually they're the likes of mongrel mob or similar.

Bullshit. Mobsters don't generally ride bikes mate.

**jimichelle** · 29th December 2009, 07:01

Originally Posted by Headbanger

I can't see the problem, They think your a dickhead, You think they are dick heads.

I'd say your all correct.

And I'm real impressed that gammaguy made up a backstory......The more imaginary detail the better.

lol
i was thinking the same why would they bother?

**jtzzr** · 29th December 2009, 07:07

Originally Posted by Stickman

Interesting thread......... Personally I don't give a fuck what bike people ride. I just like to ride.

I have a mate who rides a Harley who says that and drinks beer with me, weird fucker. Fuck ,I'm not even sure he hates anyone .

**The Everlasting** · 29th December 2009, 07:12

Originally Posted by woodyracer

harley riders can be like that, as they are known for being "wild" and "mischievous".........at the end of the day, your bike is faster than theirs so they are lower on the food chain

i better scram before a harley fan reads this post

Haha this post sums it up perfectly...

**lanci** · 29th December 2009, 07:21

I don't have an issue with the Harley guys but you may find this interesting...

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clip.../?tab=featured

**scumdog** · 29th December 2009, 07:21

Meh, life is too short to worry about such trivialities....they (apparently) don't like you passing them and then overtake you?
Who cares.

Maybe somebody who rides a bike just like yours is shaggin' the Harley dudes mrs behind his back?

**FROSTY:Me** · 29th December 2009, 07:21

Just a thought for the OP.maybee you did something that in their eyes was stupid or dangerous to them.
The whole thing escalated from there.

The way I see it some riders are dickheads no matter what they ride. Take the guy that attempted to pop a wheelie on a double yellow line in heavy traffic.