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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    He appears to hold intrinsic value to some KB members. If the $200 is not delivered forthwith I intend to end teddies life in the finest method of my fore fathers [and over several days].......Hung, drawn and quartered. For entertainment purposes the quartering will utilise a K6 and Hayabusa, and will naturally be videoed.
    Surely you must mean half-hung, drawn and quartered. Otherwise the drawn and quartered part of the method kinda looses its impact.

    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Sorry to be picky, but wouldn't quartering involve 4 vehicles... or are you looking at one limb being removed at a time?
    I do believe draft horses are the traditional modus operandi for quartering. Unless we're talking about the variation of stoning which involves (a lot) of quarters...
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conquiztador View Post
    Now we know you are full of shit. He has no dick so there is no children!
    OMG, terrible linguistic skills. It should read; "there ARE no children". Child, singular, children, plural. The child is, the children are.

    Rolls eyes, bangs head on table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    OMG, terrible linguistic skills. It should read; "there ARE no children". Child, singular, children, plural. The child is, the children are.

    Rolls eyes, bangs head on table.
    keep banging that head......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conquiztador View Post
    Now we know you are full of shit. He has no dick so there is no children!
    Look you are going off topic...we are talking about the Teddy not Carver....LOL



    Oppz looking for a rock to hide under now......
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    From what I hear this teddy is the life and soul of the party....best the money is paid!
    I suppose if the Teddy Bear Picnic is the highlight of your social calendar that would be true...

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    OMG, terrible linguistic skills. It should read; "there ARE no children". Child, singular, children, plural. The child is, the children are.

    Rolls eyes, bangs head on table.
    Still, no tool... or is that tools as we are talking re the possibility that there are no plural children either?

    May the bridges I burn light the way.

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    Come on guys, lets keep this thread on topic aye !!!

    Kill the fucka !
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    Come on guys, lets keep this thread on topic aye !!!

    Kill the fucka !
    The bear will come back to haunt old men!!!!!!!!!!!!......LMAO
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    The bear will come back to haunt old men!!!!!!!!!!!!......LMAO
    Your just jealous cause you cant have me !
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    Your just jealous cause you cant have me !
    HAHAHA.......I got stick of waiting in the queue...LOL ....it's busier than a public toilet on a Mardi Gra....LOL
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    HAHAHA.......I got stick of waiting in the queue...LOL ....it's busier than a public toilet on a Mardi Gra....LOL
    Mmmm lycra ! You know there's always room on my float for three or four !
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conquiztador View Post
    Still, no tool... or is that tools as we are talking re the possibility that there are no plural children either?
    Tool; I was listening to some Tool just the other day.
    Might go and put a disc on right now, thanks for the idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    Mmmm lycra ! You know there's always room on my float for three or four !
    I heard the MFSC had already reserved those spare spots.....LOL
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    I heard the MFSC had already reserved those spare spots.....LOL
    Cougarin aint my thing though, so sure they can run alongside, But i know who i'd like to see at the head of the b.. i mean float !
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    Cougarin aint my thing though, so sure they can run alongside, But i know who i'd like to see at the head of the b.. i mean float !
    CJ's head would fit through that hole too.......................LMAO


    She gunna kill me for that one.....LOL...I can feel the pins already!!!!!
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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