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    Quote Originally Posted by kevfromcoro View Post
    Lounge suits................ we only sit on it,, fart on it... and root on it...
    I got an old one here.. and i havent sat on it for a month....
    Bit nervous to sit on it after all that previous history? Nevr know what you will catch!

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    Our leather lounge suite is a bit sucky Looks comy but needs more lumbar support for my demicentenarian spine), so I moved things around so I can recline in comfort on my ergonomic leather recliner (not part of the suite, and much more comfy, and $1200). Needs a clean+condition, because it was previously inhabited by the grubbyish #1MutantTroglodyteSpawn.
    Grrr... and all that...
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by davereid View Post
    I made my first wife really happy. I left.
    My wife left me after our first fight in 38 years of marriage. (It lasted for 38 years.)
    "Statistics are used as a drunk uses lampposts - for support, not illumination."

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    Quote Originally Posted by davereid View Post
    I made my first wife really happy. I left.
    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    I left...... very happy , but took the lounge suite too
    I never knew you 2 were a couple... and to think you are still amicable on here. Well done.
    Quote Originally Posted by FlangMaster
    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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    I just splashed out a small fortune on a new fridge and vaccum cleaner.. mind you it was my idea to buy the fancy vaccum.. missus woulda been happy with a cheapy but i've heard so many good things about Dysons i figured ii'd give one a whirl.

    I was having a wee play with with it to break it in, and I thought it was malfucntioning.. every time I did the "back stroke" it had lots of resistance.. checked that the brush bit wasnt down or anything, nope its just got such bloody strong suction you have to actually use some effort to move the bloody thing.. You should see how much dust it pulled out of a recently "cleaned" piece of carpet. I can see why they rate these for asthmatics/allergy sufferers, because othert vaccums suck (pun intended) compared to these beasts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    ummm the lounge suite or the wife????
    You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

    Twas what i was wondering.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lias View Post
    I just splashed out a small fortune on a new fridge and vaccum cleaner.. mind you it was my idea to buy the fancy vaccum.. missus woulda been happy with a cheapy but i've heard so many good things about Dysons i figured ii'd give one a whirl.

    I was having a wee play with with it to break it in, and I thought it was malfucntioning.. every time I did the "back stroke" it had lots of resistance.. checked that the brush bit wasnt down or anything, nope its just got such bloody strong suction you have to actually use some effort to move the bloody thing.. You should see how much dust it pulled out of a recently "cleaned" piece of carpet. I can see why they rate these for asthmatics/allergy sufferers, because othert vaccums suck (pun intended) compared to these beasts.
    Yep those Dysons are the shit!! We've got one and it never loses it's suck, even when the tube thing is chocka full of crap, easy to empty and use too. There's something to be said for spending a wee bit more and buying quality eh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevfromcoro View Post
    Lounge suits................ we only sit on it,, fart on it... and root on it...
    I got an old one here.. and i havent sat on it for a month....
    You lucky bastard!
    Quote Originally Posted by FlangMaster
    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davebullet View Post
    I never knew you 2 were a couple... and to think you are still amicable on here. Well done.
    ha ha ha ha ha - yeah, I was gonna reply something similiar ......like, when I left him................. blah blah

    Sorry davereid Hope you were a good husband to me, cause I sure don't remember anything of our 'so-called' marriage

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