Who's been in a physical fight?

[Deano]

I don't fight. But I hate to think what I'd do to someone if I was really fooken upset and I was carrying something heavy and they turned their back for an instant. Doesn't bear thinking about actually. It's not really fighting - its more bashing.

Steve

That's just stoopid. Can't you control your emotions or are you just toughing it up for the net ?

[Fatt Max]

In all seriousness - one of may fav fighters of all time - Lennie McLean.

The guy was a monster - but had a special 'east-end' charm about him. Loved him in Lock Stock also.

Yeah, he was a legend. If you get a chance then read his book The Guvnor, fascinating.

Your story about the Chelsea fans was a cracker mate, loved it

Mad Tank, the new Guv'nor.....!!

[Mikkel]

I don't fight. But I hate to think what I'd do to someone if I was really fooken upset and I was carrying something heavy and they turned their back for an instant. Doesn't bear thinking about actually. It's not really fighting - its more bashing.

Steve

Yes, it is always easier to hit people in the back isn't it? Somehow I think you might surprise yourself (and us) by doing something smart for once: Legging it!

[george formby]

I did Judo for 12 years & ended up pretty competitive, more sport than violence. It gave me great ability to get out the way on the odd occasion some one did have ago, usually pished, and the presence of mind to do what I had too, to avoid getting hurt myself. Violence sucks, always made me feel nauseous after trouble & useless for not being able to prevent it in the first place.

[Shadows]

Some little puke pulled a knife on me once.

It's now sitting in the top drawer of my bedside table. Every once in a while I pull it out, have a little chuckle, and then put it back again.

[Blackshear]

Elbowed some really mouthy cunt in the jaw after getting sick of him running around gloating that he gets $600 a week from ACC for killing someone from t-boning a car while speeding.
It ended with another elbow to the jaw, such a daft bugger lol.
Best part? I received a small golf clap and was awarded another bourbon. Wootles!

[Grasshopperus]

Elbowed some really mouthy cunt in the jaw after getting sick of him running around gloating that he gets $600 a week from ACC for killing someone from t-boning a car while speeding.
It ended with another elbow to the jaw, such a daft bugger lol.
Best part? I received a small golf clap and was awarded another bourbon. Wootles!

You are my hero. That guy sounds like the world's biggest arsehole.

[CookMySock]

That's just stoopid. Can't you control your emotions or are you just toughing it up for the net ?

Yup it is. Like I said. I don't fight. I stay RIGHT out of situations. Long term, controlling your emotions just makes it worse - you have to let it out in a safe manner.

Sounds like you toughing it up for the net actually.

Steve

[Blackshear]

You are my hero. That guy sounds like the world's biggest arsehole.

Why thank you, kind sir. Shouldn't have told me to fuck up after a few 8% bourbons lol.

[davebullet]

The closest I've come to a fisticuff was when this old lady took the last tub of Cookies and Cream at the supermarket that I had my eye on.

Lucky for her, she was with her husband who had a weapon (a walking stick), so wasn't worth the risk.

[mynameis]

Not a hater

[jeffs]

If I really want to fuck someone up - I use the force:

I swear to god that guy was the same one waving his baton around, just before he washed my car windows on Hobson St.

If I had known he was that dangerous I would have wound the window down and paid him

[YellowDog]

I'm 20 and I've never had a real fight, if I count.

If you have managed to get to 20 without having a fight, then I suspect the skills you have will get to 40 without a fight.

[Genie]

OH...What a tame bunch. Sorry, but i have had far too many fights. terrible temper as a child, first fight i was about 7....bad bad girl. Went from bad to worse and by the time i hit college...doesn't bare remembering.

last one i had i was about 28....nasty little bitch of a flatmate, moved out owing about $800 so i took it out on her face. so glad i've lost that nasty side of me. fighting is such a waste of time and anger.... anger is an emotion I'd rather never feel again.
Give me love and cuddles. I now back down from even the most pathethic of confrontations....became a lover not a figther.

[Deano]

Yup it is. Like I said. I don't fight. I stay RIGHT out of situations. Long term, controlling your emotions just makes it worse - you have to let it out in a safe manner.

Sounds like you toughing it up for the net actually.

Steve

Being in control of your emotions in any situation is a good thing.

I don't feel I need to tough it up for the net actually. I have nothing to prove.

And thanks for the red Steve - some coming your way soon. And no I won't keep my smart mouth in check.