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    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth123 View Post
    Broke up with my girlfriend on Thursday. Is there a rule in regards to a stand down period? Or is it like horse riding...you fall off and get straight back on?

    BTW I did the dumping, was not the dumpee.
    Mate are you a silly little mongrel?
    Have you lost your mind?
    Is this a question to ask?
    Do you need a roundhouse kick across your face?

    You should be out there humping as many girls as you can, you're single now !!

    It's ok you don't have to reply you can thank me later.

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    How blind do you want the man to be

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    Maybe just a little bit of time between to make sure you know exactly what you want in a partner. I don't personally believe in any set time frame but a little breathing space wouldn't hurt. You could try and focus on other things take your mind off the need for a girlfriend.

    If it's just sex your after, safe sex bro .. watch a porno and use your hand, no one gets hurt in the process .. not unless you go a bit overboard.

    Good luck!

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    Someone said grow up fast. 2 years I was in that relationship and most of it was really good. The last 6 months weren't. Tried working it out, just didn't happen. Besides I can't help compare women to horses, my ex and I both ride them. Didn't mean to offend.

    I did go and ask the hottest chick at work out for coffee today. She was busy today. Not sure she realised I was asking her out though. I think she thought I just wanted to catch up. DAMN! Have to use some better moves next time. Maybe some Barry White over the intercom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    If you're as lucky as me, you can roll off one and the other's lying next to you raring to go. That's good fun.
    oh and you can wake up now.......

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    Na.... Clarence Carter!! Far more romantic than Barry White!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    If you're as lucky as me, you can roll off one and the other's lying next to you raring to go. That's good fun.
    So the little one rolled over then they both left right.....LOL
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    So the little one rolled over then they both left right.....LOL
    Nah, he just woke up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    Na.... Clarence Carter!! Far more romantic than Barry White!!
    Well at least she'll know that he can stroke it after that!!!!! most important quality........
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Yes there is a waiting period........................it's as long as it takes to get the next one


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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    and guys (ie: YOU) never say dumb shit ... ??

    will smarter horses want to let you ride them ... ???

    save your money and get a bigger better bike ...
    Im sorry.. But this has been the standout of the whole thread.. This person knows what they are talking bout!

    The only stupid question is a question not asked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker View Post
    Im sorry.. But this has been the standout of the whole thread.. This person knows what they are talking bout!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...don't listen to him...we have just got ya back on the right rails.......
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire eyes View Post

    If it's just sex your after, safe sex bro .. watch a porno and use your hand, no one gets hurt in the process .. not unless you go a bit overboard.

    Good luck!
    Use your hand?
    What about watermelon in summer or warm apple pie in winter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Use your hand?
    What about watermelon in summer or warm apple pie in winter?
    A warm pice of liver folded into a pint glass is best....
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Use your hand?
    What about watermelon in summer or warm apple pie in winter?
    What about the pip's or are they part of your foreplay....LOL
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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