Well, a couple of weeks ago I posted this little tale of an exiting happening witnessed by an under stimulated fellah living in a 1 horse town http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...a-big-surprise! Nothing more than than an amusingish tale of lust in the woods but Today.....
I tried to drive into the track that leads to the very same lusty woods but my way was barred by a Police man with what appeared to be a bazooka, so I thought better of it and shot off to the gas station to get a Coke and contemplate where else I could walk the dog. As I passed the road a second time ,I noticed the copper had buggered off so I went in and walked the dog as per boringly usual.
20 minutes or so later, when the nut job of a dog had had her fill, we left but as we drew down to the main road I couldn't help but notice what was presumably the same copper shoot out of the little lane and hi tail it towards new Plymouth, all a bit strange I'm thinking.
Any way, about half a click? down the main drag there is a sign saying (Police incident) a rather large TV camera, 10-20 Police cars and a whole gaggle of Armed offenders/ swat team/ riot police complete with a whole arsenal of weapons.
I slowed down to 140 ks or so as a precautionand I'm thinking, facks me this is a bit over the top for a bit of extra marital shenanigans in the woods, perhaps it's Taranaki's anual shagfest in the woods and nobody told me, as usual.
Getting to the point, finally,...When I arrived home and did a bit of Detective work, it would appear that we have had a bit of a Murder incident in downtown New Plym and the word on the street is the two prime suspects are reportedly hiding out in lusty woods awaiting a showdown with the Law. Yes as I'm sure you've figured out,It would appear that In the brief moment that one copper had snuck off for a piss or to investigate noises in the bushes or something, I had nipped behind the Police cordon, into the forrest where a couple of suspected murderers were hiding out in their desperateness, walked the dog and had a smoke in complete ignorance of the shitstorm happening all around me
If you watch the news tonight and the coppers express an interest in talking to the driver of a blue Rav4 wandering in and out of a major crime scene..............you ain't seen me right.
Oh bugger
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Originally Posted by MIXONE
Nope, just Tobacco.
It's an exciting life innit.
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