For women of a 'certain age'...

**2wheeldrifter** · 5th February 2010, 13:15

Originally Posted by mashman

Then it's a win win... he'll make you feel like there's some 19 year old in you...

**2wheeldrifter** · 5th February 2010, 13:18

Originally Posted by Foxzee

WTF....19!!!!!!!

Ummmm the threads about wannabe 19 yr olds............

Don't you love tesing... mmmm nearly choked on that porridge lol

**Foxzee** · 5th February 2010, 13:21

Originally Posted by mashman

Then it's a win win... he'll make you feel like there's some 19 year old in you...

LOL.....

What I'm worried about is he's gunna turn out to be 91.......

**Foxzee** · 5th February 2010, 13:24

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

Don't you love tesing... mmmm nearly choked on that porridge lol

Ratti[SIZE="5"]...Ratti[/SIZE]...Ratti....loverboi is choking on his porridge...........dam you woman where are you!

**Ratti** · 5th February 2010, 13:27

Originally Posted by Foxzee

Ratti[SIZE="5"]...Ratti[/SIZE]...Ratti....loverboi is choking on his porridge...........dam you woman where are you!

Nah...let his Mum deal with it...she be used to cleaning up his messes

**mashman** · 5th February 2010, 13:30

Originally Posted by Foxzee

LOL.....

What I'm worried about is he's gunna turn out to be 91.......

well you made him choke on his own porridge (involuntary shiver)... a 91 year old is wise enough to just spit it out...

**Ratti** · 5th February 2010, 13:30

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

Thats cool...... I'm 19 how old are you?

What's this thread about anyhow... I give in

19...nice, same age as my son.
I'm 45...nice, same age as your Mum.

this thread WAS about hot older women who get off on younger guys. Not so sure now....lol

**mashman** · 5th February 2010, 13:32

Originally Posted by Ratti

19...nice, same age as my son.
I'm 45...nice, same age as your Mum.

this thread WAS about hot older women who get off on younger guys. Not so sure now....lol

Something to make you reconsider perhaps... let's take the mathemeticians way of looking at things... how many times does 19 go into 45...

**Ratti** · 5th February 2010, 13:35

Originally Posted by mashman

Something to make you reconsider perhaps... let's take the mathemeticians way of looking at things... how many times does 19 go into 45...

Mash darling..as many times as I let him...

**mashman** · 5th February 2010, 13:40

Originally Posted by Ratti

Mash darling..as many times as I let him...

see you've changed your mind already... I spy with my little eye....

**Ratti** · 5th February 2010, 13:44

Originally Posted by mashman

see you've changed your mind already... I spy with my little eye....

lol...zero is an option

**Foxzee** · 5th February 2010, 13:47

Drifters runaway now...probably gone to pop his pimples or deal with over excited hormones.......

**Fatt Max** · 5th February 2010, 13:48

Originally Posted by Ratti

19...nice, same age as my son.
I'm 45...nice, same age as your Mum.

this thread WAS about hot older women who get off on younger guys. Not so sure now....lol

Ah fuck it, I thought it was about women who fancied fat bastards, but hey you can only hope.

As for older ladies and younger men, fecking good on 'em I say. I mean, the advantages of a younger man over a more mature gentlemen are:

(1) The undies are usually newer and not held together by stubborn understains

(2) When you french kiss a young man you have less chance of swallowing his teeth

(3) .....but you do have more chance of swallowing something else....

(4) Only one of you will forget where the car keys / house keys / house is

(5) Younger man can poo and wee quicker, meaning more time for horizontal jogging

(6) Younger men tend to smell more of cologne rather than urine and cabages

(7) A young man will fart and laugh. An old man will fart and shit himself

(8) You can cuddle a young man and bits of flakey skin will not fall off (unless, of course, he is from Tasmania)

(9) Younger men are less forgetfull, and finally....

(10) Younger men are less forgetfull

So, feckin' go for 'em girls I say and do yourself proud. Now combine youth with a beer gut and you have ultimate erotic pleasure. Combine my age with a beer gut and your lucky to find the old fella to crack off a quick sherman on the sly...right lads...!!